DGAF Till' I Die

The truth.

2010-07-11T04:30:00.000-07:00

This is weird.
i hvnt blogged in FOREEVER.
so yeah, this is like my Spare blog.
go to my tumblr.
glitterandalcohol.tumblr.com

Anyways.
Im sick of it.
It: its this feeling that, IDK. its just, when I go everywhere, gigs, malls, shows,
theres always the crowd where im suppose to belong to, but im not.
Its like, me being the alternative person, and they are tooo, but theyre not my friends.
And when i look at their friends and their photos, Im thinking, hey, why am I not a part of them.
I know them, weve talked, weve hung, but im not a part of them, and its weird because were the same, you know what i mean?
I mean, Im sick of being the odd one out always.
Really. I dont belong anywhere.
When im in singapore, these stupid fucks call me malaysian.
When im in malaysia they call me singaporean.
I JUST WANT TO BELONG.
I am so sick of being different.
okay, THE TRUTH.
Why is my hair only one-coloured now days? because im so sick of being diff.
Why do i use only up eyeliner? because i wanna be like everyone else.
I mean, diff ppl hang out with their own type.
I hang out with different form different ppl.
Im not saying i need new freinds, I LOVE MY FRIENDS.
they mean so much to me.
YOU KNOW, no matter what i do, I DONT FIT IT>
and, i use to love not fitting in, I used to DGAF abt all this shit.
But, its affecting me really badly now.
Its this feeling of unwantedness, i just wanna be normal.
And fit in.
I cant take staying in malaysia., its easy fer you guys to say, " its okay, yer mom is the one who drives what"
NO , its not just that.
The fact that, I used to love school so much.
Until i had to wake up so early and get into a jam every fucking morning.
The joy that i get when my mom says i dont have to go to school tommorow.
\Im like wtf, its just a day without school. WHY AM I SO HAPPY?
the only thing that makes me really happy now is just those few words.
i just, cant take it.
and theres no one i can talk to about this and, i swear one day, im just gonna breakdown.
How long do you really expect me to keep bottling up everything.
I just cant do it.
Its hard, really.
Its not cool, its not tiring, its not fun, its not stressing. Its HARD.
really.
I am SO DIFFERENT.
i just wanna be someone else.
i hate being my ugly self.
Im not worth anything.
Nobody wants me.
Im annoying.
As far as I know, my parents just wanna get rid of me.
My sister, keeps doing better than me in everyfuckingthing.
ITS SO ANNOYING.
and yknow, my heartfelt thanks go to these people Ive met in malaysia; Johor , terrenganu , Merang and Lang sari.
Reallly, you guys picked me rather then my sister.
I can bet on mylife no one in singapore would ever do that.
My sister is too hot too resist, for Singaporeans.

Bitch,

2010-05-25T05:34:00.000-07:00

Havent been bloggin forever.
Few updates.
Depression took over.
got my injections.
gg to cambodia.

So two bitches.
Two of the most fucked up girls i know.
I hate them.
Bitch Aa.
Bitch Bs.

Bitch Aa.
Oooh, hooray you, your gg here, yer gg there.
Yer craving this, yer craving that.
Do i look like i give a fuck?
HELL NO.
Honey, okay yeah.
You rant abt, how guys dont like you and shit.
You think yer unlucky.
EH FUCKER.
chi bai, your mothers puss puss, lah ey.
EVERY FUCKING GUY SEE YOU ON THE STREET, WANNA FUCK YOU.
Every guy i know, WORSHIPS THE FUCK OUTTA YOU.
Their like oooh, wow, so hot, so hot.
EVERY FUCKING GUY also say, when im ard you, got this special feeling.
OH FUCK THAT.
what feeling? erection? because yer sucha slut?
PLEASE. the only thing you are is a big poser.
You tryna be singaporean. but you cant. because yer not.
You go back to yer own country, yer just like everyone else.
You come here, get treated like a fucking goddess.
CHI BAI, your lips like pussy. NOT KISSABLE.
and fuck that shit, YOUR UGLY FUGLY .
Your fucked up whore. YOU JUST ARE.
And please, why the fuck, every guy i like, seem to like you?
WHY?
YOU KNOW WHY?! COS YER A SLUT.
And you know why you only have like, a handful of chick friends?
BECAUSE NONE OF US GIRLS, like sluts.
So obv, you and yer 'posse' are all sluts.
Get a life.

Bitch Bs.
Oh hello, have you stole my new guy already?
Or are you still tryna do it.
Eh babe, dont try to add and flirt with a guy who you dont know and found on yer friends profile can? because, I WAS FLIRTING WITH HIM.
you know why? because i knew him. because HE was flirting back.
You have a malay face.
black bitch, yer dark skinned, ducked lips and just plain fucked up hair.
Dont try to talk to me about something, because i dont care.
i just dont.
And hello, yes, I STARTED weariing it.
Dont come up to me, and say oh im getting it too.
No. Okay,, Fucking copy.
And know, you just tryna get into my scene?
because guys in my scene are hot?
eh babe, sorry, GET LOST.
This is, what? MY. scene.
M-Y. dumbass.
Dont know what MY means?
Stupid is it?
And your friend, is just a big wannabe-prettty.
PLEASE, she looks like a sick puffy face anoroxic patient.
HAH. suck cocks babe.

Okay done.
FUCK you both.
I wanna kill you both.
YOU BOTH JUST INTEFERRE ON MY LOVE LIFE.
FUCKYOU.

Love,
Hannah

The very last moment in time.

2010-05-06T04:10:00.000-07:00

http://bringhannahthehorizon.tumblr.com/
GO GOGO GOGOGOGOG

Im afraid to fall in love.
But, the more i think of love, ther more i want to fall.
I tried fergetting it.
But, hunney, evrywhere, its just couples.
Fuck them.
Why do they have to be so goddamn lucky?
Anyways, if anyone actaully reads my blog,
sorry, i havent posted in a while.
ive been, not myself lately and yknow exam stress,
yep.

I have tumblr now.
Im hooked on twitter.
And, Justin bieber fans, FUCK OFF.
ehehehehhe,
I love yall.

Kay, you wanna know smthing?
I HAVE TO PEE.

So, anything new?
You know, im like just sitting down here, staring at the screen.
I STONED BABY.
fer like, a long time.

Aaah, yawn

XO

Screw Coral Secondary.

2010-04-06T06:06:00.000-07:00

I hate my falliciously stupid school
I hate my lackadaisical family.
I hate my narcissistic __________.

"oh shes so beautiful"
"wah knn, heaven on earth"
"whoa, check out that ass"
"wow , SHES SO PRETTY"
"OMG LAWAAAAA!"
"OMGgg, SO gorEGEOUS"
"HOtTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN"

OKAY, I GET IT.
SHE THAT, WHATEVER.
DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK?!
NO.

fuck school.
Ima fail so many things.
chi bai, i cant cope lah knn.
School, til 2.15, got reahearsals till six + reach home ard 8.
FUCKING TIRED.
DO I FUCKING LOOK LIKE I HAVE THE FUCKING TIME TO DO HOMEWORK.
screw yall lah,
WHY FUCKING GIVE SO MUCH HOMEWORK.
KNN CCB

No fucking reasons WHY.

2010-04-05T05:28:00.000-07:00

I want this fucking shirt , chibai.
hehehehheh
:D
Wah, KNN, CONFIRM MUST GO SIAL. but its like lagi lame
LOL.

Awesome right?
I bought it with mommys creddy card.
from DROPDEAD.
AAAH.
My lifes ahmazing ya?
I have Vans, and now this!?
YAY.
I just got sent out.
So ill get it in like 2 or 3 weeks time!
HURRAH.
I sweaar, ima gonna walk ard town with that thing in my hand.

SO today, ran 2.4 .
omg, now like every inch of my body is hurting
and i have like BRUTAL rehearsals for this week and next week.
Oh cruel Lord, just let me die.
So, umm, i should do my homework now.
-_____-
yeooo.

So like, I AM IN FUCKING LOVE WITH TOM SYKES.
HES MINE.
hehehehe

Xo
Hannah

More pictures tommorow.

2010-04-01T06:27:00.000-07:00

FAVOURITE PICTURE.
:D
Will upload rest tommorow.

I never liked spelling the word tommorow.

Xxx
Hannah Artaud Maclaire

The Stars Will Cry The Blackest Tears Tonight.

2010-03-31T04:09:00.000-07:00

Lead Singer hold me tight
I only have you for 1 night
You know exactly what to do
To make me fall in love with you.

WTF, WHATS WRONG WITH TWITTER.
TT is BIEBERGASM?! WTF.
WTF.
JUSTIN BIEBER, PLEASE JUST DIE.
PLEASE.

OMG, WHY?
I just dont see the pretty in her.
So I have like, IDK

Some kind of, IDK. bloggin blockage.
I dont feel like blogging.
ugh fuck.

So wait, before i go.
Mom, said my punishment was i cant kluar on friday.
CHIBAI.
yep

Xoxo Loves.
Hannah Artaud Maclaire♥

I Can Do Better.

2010-03-30T06:43:00.000-07:00

OMG STOP.
Random.

alright, I dont feel like blogging, actually.
Meh.

Xo
Hannah Artaud Maclaire

Suicide.

2010-03-29T05:14:00.000-07:00

Goodbye my friend,
Goodbye My love,
youre in my heart.

I dont know what I did to deserve this.
I dont know why I am the one getting this.
Why am I the only imperfect one here?
They said nobodys perfect.
ah, fuck that lah.
now fear nothing but life itself
And I have learned that living is just a slow way to die
I do not believe in life or in love anymore.
The joy I feel are the joys of emptiness
They say yo momma no vagina, you believe?
no right?
So? whats the diff.
I will fucking suicide.
I dont like how im being treated.
I dont fit in, even with my bestest friends.
Im always wrong.
Im useless.
I can never get anything right.
Why the fuck should i live?
Life on earth would be better without me.
Im so useless, i just simply, occupy space.
What? I stay on earth fo?
to get teased by everyone?
To live this fucked up life?
I cant even make someone lovew me lah.
Thats how oddamn ugly i am.
Ima fat piece of shit only a mother would love.
And even that, my mom doenst love me.
So im just an unlovable fat piece of useless fucking ugly shit.
Screw you god.

Hannah Artaud MaClaire.

Like Roses , We Blossom Then Die.

2010-03-29T04:08:00.000-07:00

In every mirror I see myself in the same way
Reflection's half of it, but living's the price I pay
Seeing this face can cause a bit of disarray
All I ask of you is... stop.
-Thank God Its Cloudy Cause im Allergic To Sunlight - ASLD

Lucky her.

Fuck chibai.
GO TO HELL LAH!
STUPID SHIT.
I SAY I PAY YOU RIGHT?!
THAT ONE ALSO CANNOT BUY FOR ME!
FUCK YOU LAH!
DAH LAH GIGI KAU MACAM JUBO APE ENTAH.
CANT YOU JUST GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING CREDIT CARD?!
EVERYFUCKING THING FOR MY SISTER YOU FUCKING BUY.
CAN YOU PLEASE JUST LET ME BUY ONE FUCKING THING?!
ITS ON FUCKING SALE!
YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!
WHHY BE A MOM?!
YOUR SO FUCKING USELESS>
YOU DONT COOK YOU DONT CLEEN?
CAN GO TO HELL ALREADY? ADN SAVE ME THE FUCKING TORTURRE?!
FUCK YOU PUKIMAK.

I DIDNT FUCKING GET MY FUCKING CUSHY BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

So, im planning to die.
I wish to die.
I want to die.
I WILL die.
Soon.
Very soon.
Just wait.
Just fucking wait.

Xo
Hannah Artaud Maclaire

Asking Alexandria.

2010-03-25T04:30:00.000-07:00

You know, Just like everyone else,
I want to know how it feels like, to be pretty.
To be loved by someone.
To be normal.
To be,
Just,
Me.

Xo
Hannah Artaud Maclaire.

Get out of my fucking life.

2010-03-24T00:35:00.000-07:00

I may look happy, but honestly dear,
the only way I'll really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.

ripped apart in minutes what was built in seven years
the ink scarred on your back may as well of disappeared
for as long as I remember, you sold everything you owned
but now you sold our friendship, you're on your fucking own.
-Sleep with one eye open , BMTH

Best friends means forever, cunt .

xoxo
Hannah Artaud

He wont help us.

2010-03-23T05:49:00.000-07:00

Fuck,
im so sick,
i dont feel like blogging.
D:

Im not that kinda girl.

2010-03-21T02:56:00.000-07:00

OMG, THIS SATURDAY, AGAIN AT BLACKHOLE.
ALEMAK.
I WANNAWANNAWANNNA GOOOOO!
ILY SHAAAH!
hes like my gig provider,
got gig only tell me!
OH YEAH MAN!

Gig name: Night Of The Rotten Sounds

Highlite bandz

- Onanizer [Czech Republic]

- Proletar [Indonesia]

okay, in know its in August, BUT,
I AM SO STOKED FO BAYBEATS THIS YEAR!!
I wonder which well known band theyll be asking to perform!
SURPRISE ME!

And local bands?
I hope RUN NEON TIGER and BLIND MEETS MUTE are playinggg!
and WGB pleasssseee!
bahahaha

Im a very jealous, but at the same time "im so much better than you" kinda person.
I love making HILARIOUS and ugg faces, at cameras.
BAAHAHAHA.
okay LOLLO.

SO today, was umm, first day of sch.
Its quite cool.
nothing happened.

SO fo art, have to to do this research thing,
GEORGIA OKEEFFE
:D

AUGASMN Gig,

2010-03-20T04:41:00.000-07:00

I HATEYOU I HATEYOU I HATE YOU!.
FUCK SHIT,
STUPID SHIT.
EAT SHIT LAH!
GRRRRRRRR.
Since she dint lemme go, I went to dance comp with mira and farahin.
Funn, but GIG wouldve been so much funnerr.
SHIT YOU LAH MOM.

As you can seee , I am, VERY. angry.

Okay,
I wish I was pretty.
-sigh-
Fuck life.
How i wish i could die.
I sure bet gg to hell would be best,
OH WAIT, no, it wont.
Because ill be seeing ALL OF YOU there too.
CAN YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!
fuckers.

I wish i could be 'her'
Infact, i wish, i could be , alot of people.
But i cant, Im just stuck with me, the oh so very fucked up, me.
I can never get out of this, unless,
SUICIDE.

bahahha,
Currently, VERY. Suicidal.

I wish someone would care.
I wish someone would understand.
but noone does, or will.

SCHOOL.
Homeworks not done.
IDGAF.
fuck shit .

IM SO USELESS.

some fucker hate texted me.
"FUCK YOU HANNAH, THINK YOU LAWA PE?!
HUH? YOU TAK LAWA LA! STEP JE. MCM SIAL , BODOH KAU.
DAHLAH RAMBOT NAK STEP BANYAK KALER JE! EH KAU UMO
BRAPE? 15 JE KAN? ABEH? NAK STEP MCM TUE APE HAL?
GI JOLOK ABANG KAU UH CHIBAI"

eh, sial, kau tau tak, aku, aku ni takde abg bodoh!
Kau ape hal sia? Akunye pasal ah, aku nak buat ape aku suke ngan rambot aku.
AKU PUNYE KAN? HUH? dan, eh, BILE MASE AKU KATE AKU LAWA?
I MEAN PLEASE LAH? I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU!
AND YOU DONT KNOW ME EITHER.
Eh, please, Get some fucking class, bitch.

"get some fucking class bitch! EH, kau orang SG kan? ABEH? KAU STEP AMERICAN APE HAL? MEMANG. memang aku tak kenal kau langsong! tapi, aku takyah kenal kau untok tau ni semue lah sial. PAHAM? BLOG KAU PULAK, MAKKAU, macam sial! macam kau ah! dengan BAHAHA kau, eh, KAU TAK TAU KETAWE PE? abeh, step macam kau FAMOUS sangat. and aku bukan bitch. bodoh. ISAP KONEK JE."

And I dint bother replying.
LOSER.

OMG EWWWW, i read my old blog.
EWWWW, I SOUND LIKE A POSER.
EWWWW.

So yknow what?
Blake dint go out.
HE TAK REPLY ME SEH.
abahahah

Is it me,
Am I so complicated,
Is it me,
or is love overrated,
is it me,
cos i dont quite understand, why it never turns out how i thought i planned.

X o Hannah

If I wrote a note to God.

2010-03-19T07:05:00.000-07:00

I want to be left alone.
I want to do things on my own.
I am sick and tired of people.
I am sick of myself doing something annoying,
and get nagged, shouted at, or even scolded for, when
someone else does it, you all keep quiet?
I am sick and tired of getting smacked at for no reason.
I am sick and tired of being the reason for everything bad.
I am sick and tired of being second.
Im sick and tired of being chose last.
I am fucking sick and tired of fucking getting fucking teased at by every fucking one.
WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU SO INSENSITIVE?
huh?
Whtthefck.
Do all of you think. that just because im fat, i can be treated this way?!
I maybe fat, but Im still human.
Being fat does not make me less or more human than any of you!
I HAVE FEEELINGS TOOO!
Doesnt anyone care?
I guess not.
Why is it everyone has to judge me and not her?
WHY DOES EVERYONE LOVE HER, WHEN IM THE BETTER PERSON?
She cusses, she has bad temper. and all guys drooooool over her,
WHY?
cos shes hot.
HOW ANNOYING.
Everyone thinks someone else is always better than me.
Well WHATEVER.
Kay?
I D G A F.
Im just so fucked up, because, it sucks to know
the people you care about so much treats you like FUCKING TRASH.
I have feelings too, Im human, just like you.
JUST FUCKING REMEMBER THAT.

Itchyy Bitchhy Hannah.

2010-03-17T23:18:00.000-07:00

Lets seee,
What is there to blog about?
I guess , nothing.
:[

Note to Self:
22 march, go Millionaires Myspace.

Alright.
So, ummm,
I can go out on saturdayyy
I wanna go out with blaaake!
Blake you bowdowwwww!
meh.

Fuck,
I am currently so stressed up!
CRAP.
lets all hope, within this period of stressed-upness,
I wont do anything stupid.
-hopes-

Lady Gaga is better than sexxx!
aaah

yknow I give a million smiles to people,
And i get a million heartbreaks from other people.

Ugh crap,
I got so many shits to habiskan.
My Acimbollo potrait.
E learning shit.[screw you lah coral]
homework

LOLLO.
Me , Lulu and Farahin,
SLUUUUUUUT LOVE.

So now, im gonna tell what DIDNT happen yesterday.
We went to coffee bean, grab 5 pure vanillas and ciao-ed.
Then we crashed into the cinema 15 mins late, making so mush
noise and tumbling everywhere,
Everyone was so gonna kill us.
SO this is how we divided our Pure Vanillas.
I got 2 and she got two, and the last one, i got the bottom part and she got the top part.
bahahah.
THE END.

yknow, my mom is SO anoyying nowasdays!
sheee just keeps staring at me, like she knows abt _________________
and is just waiting fo me to confess.
BUT IM NOT GG TO MOM.
SO what if i __________________
seriouslly?
so?
IDGAF.
SO CAN YOU PLEASE STOP FUCKING ANNOYING ME?!

ALrightyyyy,

x o
Hannah

LULULULULULULULULULULLULULULOSER.

2010-03-16T22:08:00.000-07:00

HEHEHE.

monday outing with lulu!
and sheeshaed with sis and shafik.

i want you

2010-03-13T21:45:00.000-08:00

When i get bored at night.
i do stuff like the ;asts photos/
hehehehehehe

anyways i do my eyes like the first photo nowadays!
heheeheehehe

okay im done.

x o hannah

Suicide Season - BMTH.

2010-03-12T23:42:00.000-08:00

We stare at broken clocks, the hands don't turn anymore
The days turn into nights, empty hearts and empty places
The day you lost him, I slowly lost you too
For when he died, he took a part of you

No time for farewells, no chances for goodbyes
No explanations, no fucking reasons why
I watched it eat you up, pieces fallen on the floor
We stare at broken clocks, the hands don't turn anymore

If only sorrow could build a staircase, or tears could show the way
I would climb my way to Heaven, and bring him back home again
Don't give up hope my friend, this is not the end

We stare at broken clocks, the hands don't turn anymore
The days turn into nights, empty hearts and empty places
The day you lost him, I slowly lost you too
For when he died, he took a part of you

Death is only a chapter
So let's rip out the pages of yesterday
Death is only a horizon
And I'm ready for my sun...
I'm ready for my sun to...
I'm ready for my sun...
I'm ready for my sun to set

This is suicide season!

If only sorrow could build a staircase, or tears could show the way
We would climb our way to Heaven, and bring him home again
If only sorrow could build a staircase, or tears could show the way
We would climb our way to Heaven, and bring him home again

If only sorrow could build a staircase, or tears could show the way
We would climb our way to Heaven, and bring him home again
We would do anything to bring him back to you
We would do anything to end what you're going through

If only sorrow could build a staircase, or tears could show the way
I would climb my way to Heaven, and bring him home again
I would do anything to bring him back to you
Because if you got him back, I would get back the friend that I once knew

Sports day.

2010-03-12T23:14:00.000-08:00

OMG. Im talking to myself!

2010-03-11T04:04:00.000-08:00

Umm, okay.
FML.
because, i look nothing like the photo.
and IT SUCKS BECAUSE I DINT EVEN EDIT IT?
just the lighting only!
GRRRR.

OMFG, today sports day, was, THE, shit!
I swear!
me , lulu and farahin camwhored all the way!
SOO FKN AWESOME!
OH YEAHHH.

So, me and farahin plan to have a crying session aft sch.
-sigh-
theres alotta things we both need to cry about.
trust me.

You are, the only execption.

OMG, wtf, My Name is khan.
Awww,
AMERICANS ARE SUCH HORRIBLE PEOPLE!
well most.
Stupid small minded people.
islam is not about violence dumbasses!
when the japs put you americans under house arrest why the fuck
dint you make a big deal abt it?!
AAAH

this is stupid.

Its sucha sad movie.
D;

'My name is Khan, and Im not a terrorist.'

alrightyy/ half way already i cry like shit!

x o
Hannah

Is this real?

2010-03-10T04:12:00.001-08:00

OLIVER SYKES.
&
TOM SYKES.

Whoa, hottness runs in their genes!
bahahahha

The Crimson - Atreyu.

2010-03-10T03:25:00.000-08:00

Will you still hold me when you see what i have done?
.......

BAHAHAHHA
OMG, http://pedwa179.tripod.com/id23.html
FUNNY.
i wanna do these kinda shits with my friends sooon!
MARCH HOLS! kk?

WHOAMAGODD.
CHECK THIS OUT.

Oli Sykes ("Master Syko"), Matt Nicholls, Tom Sykes and XricciX formed a rapgroup called Womb 2 Da Tomb
Oli Sykes and his ex girlfriend's brother, Neil Whiteley, formed a heavy metal duo named Purple Curto
Oli Sykes owns Drop Dead Clothing and employs his younger brother Tom and mother Carol to help run and manage it with him.
Oli Sykes also had an electronic instrumental side project called Olisaurus/Oli Has a Deathwish.

AWESOME!

Okay, like since the first time i saw this vid,
I FELL IN LOVE WITH THE CREEPY SMILE ANDY SIXX HAS WHILE SINGING.

X o
Hannah

This is, Suicide Season.

2010-03-09T04:19:00.000-08:00

I WAAAANT KNUCKLE TATS.
so fucking awesome!
Oli sykes is \m/
aaah.

SO like, YEAHHH.
im downloadiing chowder.
plan to watch it while eating iceycreaaam!
YAYYER.
so depressing sia today.
IDFK what was wrong with me,
I just burst into tears during CCA today.
aand i dint do my best for it!
SORRY MISS AMY!
Will put in more effort next session.

So, yeahhhh.
uumm, i feel like dying.
Im happy that at least i dont have to go to school tmr.
yehahh.

OKAY, im shoooo depressed./

x o hannah

Youre a Proton to my Electron.

2010-03-08T02:43:00.000-08:00

Today, in chemistry class, we were talking about how everything in life relates to orbitals, and my teacher used the example that if a girl and a boy like each other, it's due to their orbitals. After class i texted my boyfriend "you're the proton to my electron" he responded saying "i think that is the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me" I knew he was a keeper. MILA.

EPIC.

oww my butt hurts.
-_____-

So, WHOA, today had POA test, not enough time.
Chem test, was okay, but sooo haaard.

and AWWW, my cats sick!
Im sooooo worried.

ooh oooh, CHECK It,
Im Hannah. Everyone i know loves me because im bitchy, straightforward, IN YO FACE and oh so irrasistable. Im not here to try to impress you or get judged by you. One things fo shure, You hold a grudge against me, plain and simple, YOURE losing out. Im not perfect, im not beautiful , Im just a humourous kid living her life to the fullest. I slack and sheesha almost HALF of my life and I wont fucking change fo anyone. Is this okay? bahahah, Andand, dont be afraid, i dont bite, that hard. xD
AND,No i dont want to see your dick.

My new ABOUT ME. on tagged.

OH NOES!
I STILL HAVE ART TO DO!
AAAAAH
MALASNYEEEE

bleh.
So, last night I, OFFICIALLY SCREWED UP.
I was sooo ----------- that i had nooo fucking idea i texted ------!
OMG, I SCREWED IT UP.
IDK IF HE DINT REPLY COS HES MAD OR COS HIS PPD LOW.
but if he EVER reads this.

IM SOOOO SORRY.
sorry, im speechless. So yeah.
Sorry is all i can say.

OMG EWWW< MILEY CYRUS LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING 35 YEAR OOLD
AT THE GRAMMYS.

Alright, so its 8.43 pm.
and, I THINK, im gonna go do my art now.
AAAAH, hands, prepare to ache.
SOOO MUCH COLOURING TO DO.

x fucking o
HANNAHH

GO TO HELL.

2010-03-04T03:32:00.000-08:00

Hmmm, what to bloggg..
Oh umm, FORMSPRING!
Bahahha
people ask RIDICULOUS questions there.
funny funny.

Kkay,
BYE

X o
Hannahh

HYPER

2010-03-01T03:41:00.000-08:00

IT TRUE.
So people who hatehatehate,
I gots an acronym for yas.

"When people can walk away from you, let them walk. Don't try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring for you, coming to see you, or staying attached to you. When people can walk away, let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. "
Quote from Ana's Tumblr.
I have to learn it.

Im eating salad noww.
heee.

So like, YEAH BABY.
rada rada rada rada
-does hand gestures-
RAAAWR.
ANGAHHH.
heheheh,
Im getting my,
umm,
VEGGIERUSHHH!
Which Mira will never get to experience,
cos she like, HATES veggies.
TSSK.

Anyhoooos!
HOORRAAAAAY,
Tmr assembly in classs!
no need to pin up ma fringeeee.
OMG, im so hyper siaaaa.
HEHEHE.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
OH NOES!
I havent do math!
And tmr got retest fo indices.
WHAT THE SHITS.
blehghams.

Im chatting with zico now,
ZICO ZICO ZICO,
Is fucking indonesiano,
Hes ina band,
Works at a hotdog stand,
Listens to deathcore,
is my # 1 WHORE.
HURRAH ZICO!

ily zicoco bean.
bahahaha

Alrightes.
tes?
WTF.

OKAY.
\

x o
HANANNNANAANNANANANANA

Pee Wee Gaskins

2010-02-27T19:14:00.000-08:00

OMG,
My hair always looks sooo awesome when i go out.
But when im in school it just looks, really messy and wild.
But hey, IDC.
bahahha, its schoool, whats there to care bout?
NYEH.

Alrights.
IM BORED.
I LOVE TWITTER.
Twitter is my new boyfriend <3
HAH. beat that, stupid ex.
Oops, sorries.

Im so shittt addicted to Rude Boy.
I swear its goddamn rawwwrr.

So yeah,
Im gg out today!
YAY.
LOL BALL.
Eeyer,
I MISS MY COUSINS SO BADLYYY!
When are they gonna come my house agaiinn?!
Ishshh.

I LOVE MY SCENEYS!
BriBrutal
Teejayy VAJAJAYY
Sammy Knn
Trashlynn
I love you loveliesss

X fucking O
Ima blog at nightt
HAnnaaahh

This is my life, and you cant fast forward it.

2010-02-26T19:41:00.000-08:00

I neeeeeed to go to gigs soooon.
Anyone know any coming up?
Blehh, all my lobang all never contact moi.
D:
So, yeahh, Monday , Common test.
Whoaaa.
I wishhhh i understood malay!
I mean, its like SO easy, and yet i cant do well.
Its so hard to understand.
For me.

You know, this morning i woke up,
and i went to sit at my vanity table thing.
And i straightened my hair , texted afiq and typed someshit on twitter.
And I noticed how much i love my thumbs.
I mean i cant straighten my hair if i have no thumbs, so yeah
i did like hxc straightening, and my thumbs hurt soooo badly.
Then for texting, i use thumbs, and for typping on the comp?
you press the space bar with your thumbs.
My life would suck without thumbs.
D:

Why, that was random.
Come here, rude boy boy
Can you get it up?
Come here, rude boy boy
Is you big enough?
Take it, take it.

Me likeyyyy the songg.

OMFG, geeez, imvu ads are so sick?
Dude, dontchaa know children go to the internet, and they shouldnt
be seeing obscene shit like that.
Tssk.
they should get sued.

-yawns-
IM BORED.
My kittypie doesnt have any foooood!
And i cant go out and buy it.
Geeeeez.
Okay well shes not a kitty, Shes a humongous , fat, pretty, pregnant[for the 2nd time[youwhore!]] , CAT.
yeppydoodlez.
heeeeeeee

X fucking O
Hannah Catastrophee

You are so disgusting.

2010-02-26T02:04:00.000-08:00

Todays inspirational photo is only the one with that chick eating a heart.!
The others were form Tyzznye bdaaay!
heeee, cake was yummehhh!
I dont have a photo of the whoooole grp.
AALOT of ppl came so yeahh.

Dont kiss and tell.

and OH MY GOD.
theres this uberrr, cute chinesse teacherrr!
AAAAAH, so cuteeeee
Me mira farahin are like, OOGLING over himmm
so cute sia!
bahahah
xD

Oh, youre such a backstabber, Shittalker,
and everybody knows that,
-screams-
FUCKING BACKSTABBER.
Im sick and tired of hearing about my life from other bitches.
I think , you should just shut yer mouth.

OH MY GOD.
NO schooooooool! Tmr!
YAY
Im sooo happy its a friday today,
I nvr go fo ugame, cos like tak tau kalao ade ke taaaakkk.
So yeahhhh.
Bleh.
SO i bought, brown extensions to put at the backkk, instead of black.
but whateves.

Ive been tweeting with photos. hee.
as you can see, just look to yer right.
TADAAA.

BLEH, monday common testt.
Waaaaa, but hey,sch ends at like, what? 10.30?
I DEEE KAAAAY

SHIT TALKERRR.
bahahaha, Loserrrr,
anyhoww tell shit that aint true bout me.
Oh psssh.

Oh BTW, crews who have my number, PLEASE dont pass it to any friends.
PLEASE.
I have so many random ppl texting me.
Oh my god.

Ooh and Check out the pics from the gig.
DELIVERANCE 2.
hehehehe

Kay Im done

X fucking O
HANNAAAAAAAAH

ARE YOU BRITISH?

2010-02-17T04:10:00.000-08:00

I waaaaaant her piercings!
bahahahha
I could only dream f having those.
heeeee,
SO anyhoooos, these are my INSPIRING PHOTOS OF THE DAY.
I guess, Maybe, Ill have INSPIRING PHOTOS OF THE DAY at like each post.
IDK.
MAYBE.
alrightyy,
YEAH
Im tryna get like i can update mny twitter via sms
jesus.
THIS IS HARD.

PHOTOS.

2010-02-17T03:22:00.000-08:00

These are just REALLY random pics.
ladidah
ey ey ey ey ey ey ey
STOP TELEPHONIN ME EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH eh.

I think ive found the most, not scary photo of Miryam Sater.
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc200/Zom-bee/Miryam%20Sater/Miryam_Sater55.jpg

LOL

From Friday to Tuesday.

2010-02-16T04:24:00.000-08:00

IT WAS SO HELLA AAWESOME.
But im lazzy to blog about it.

This Guy.
i miss him,
I want him,
I need him,
I liked him,
Now,
I love him,
This Guy,
Made me a better person.
This guy,
is for who I changed.
This guy,
made me feel like i was special.
This guy,
Dint want me back.
This guy,
Said a part of him loves me,
A part of him doesnt,
This Guy,
Mustve thought I was playing with his feelings,
This Guy,
Is now gone.
To This Guy,
Please come back.
PLEASE.

Its funny how,
when i thought of you,
you texted me.
Its funny how,
You made me smile at everything you say.
Its funny how,
After months I still think of you.
Its funny how,
you randomly talked to me.
Its funny how,
We used to be in love,
Its not that funny how,
were not anymore.

Cool?
Thanks, made them myself.
:D

Xo
Hannah

Happy Birthdaaay

2010-02-09T05:54:00.000-08:00

HAPPY BDAY TYZZ BABYYY!
bahahaha
Alrighty
SO, like i hope my mom allows me to go out with tyzz on saturday.
Grrrr.
Anyhoooos, Yeahh,
Im back on twitter.
and, lke OMFG, MIRA UNFOLLOWED MEEEE.
what a bitch.
xD

XO
Hannahhh

Concert. Gig. Gig. No sheeesha!

2010-02-02T04:38:00.000-08:00

thursday: went to Boys Like Girls concert At Resorts World Sentosa.
damn, amazingly amazing.
Friday night : Gig at Arthouse : Deliverance.
With sister, go and watch Naz band, Through Sympathy.
The bands that played were really awesome.

Saturday: I went to esplanade library, ALONE. to do my homework.
I KNOW RIGHT? ME? HOMEWORK?
bahahahahah
Then met up with my sister @ Somerset.
then go cineleisure for the gig : Noise Gig.
Yeah

I was supposed to sheesha with my sis again, but then we were like broke.
so yeah
D:
eeyerr

In my next post ima gonna post random phtos of outings.
YEAHHH
BRB, kittens calling meeeeeee

Alrightyy Im back.

So, my MOM, said i cant go out till mid-fec.
cos lately ive been gg out every sat.
but SO?
its not like i go out and do nonsense what?
sheeeeshhhh.

SO like, OMG, i got lead role for Drama, Im Thy Egyptian Queen.
Bahahahhaha
So, im like so depressed man,
Yester i spent five hours crying like shitttt.
I misss youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
And you hate meeeeeeeeeee
Oh Well.

X fucking O
Hannah

Google Translator.

2010-01-18T04:43:00.000-08:00

J'ai toujours pensé que j'étais tout à fait attrayant.
car m parfois mes amis me le dire.
Bien. plus ou moins, ils ont menti.
Je n'ai pas besoin eux.
Je quiconque n'avez pas besoin!
Tout le monde veut juste pour ennuyer ou dissapoint moi.
Je crois Ive a assez souffert.

Blah, If yall semangat. Go find out.
Well, wtf.

X fucking O.
Hannah Artaud.

Bleh.

2010-01-17T03:48:00.000-08:00

Hmm, WHAT, do i blog about?
Is there anything to blog about?
ummmm, Lemmoi think.
I showered the cats today, and they scratched me.
Like real hard.
YEP.

EWWW. you disgust me.

Alright, so , i dont have anything to blog about,
except fer saturday.
I kinda regret going out.
SO FUCKING BORING LORH.
thank god i had to go early.
annoying sia, sit there watch dancers.
i mean its fun for ppl who GUSH over dancers.
but, eek, damn boring.
If you guys wanna go out to watch dancers.
Count me out.
Cos i dont want to.
get it?

Im changed.
Im straightforward.
Ima bitch.
Im harsh.
Im mean.
dont like it?
Fuck it.

WTF.

2010-01-14T05:21:00.000-08:00

Ugh, terrible headache.
You know, today, at ard 7 pm,
i was in the car, in msia, and it was drizzling,
the clouds were gorgeous, and A reason for Broken Wings by A skylit Drive
was playing on my phone, and thats when, I , Hannah, had an epiphany*

All guys are the same,
at the end of the day they only want one thing. : Sex.
what big fuckers.

What guys look for ina a girlfriend.
Hot ass, got figure, big tits.
WTF.
Guys are HORRIBLE.

and Im no more gonna fucking waste my time on these assholes.
I HATE THEM.

Ive fallen in love, and they just break my heart all the fucking time.
Its like Oh, breaking a chicks heart is my favo past time.
WTF.

UGHH, walaoweii,
KNN CCB
must wirte malay fucking compo.

OMG, IM A SCENE KID. whawhahhtheffffck.

2010-01-13T04:55:00.000-08:00

Awwws, tommorow is Safarahs bday,
shes finally 15!
So, basically, umm, my phone got confiscated by mdm nora today,
and she then gave it to mr david.
and he gave moi.
LOL.

And so yeah, i wanna tell you guys bout a dream i had, so sweet yknow,
its bout me and this guy, which i dont know if i should say, cos shy ah, what if he read my blog?
so yeah,
basically, me and my ex were fighting like fuck shit, and then i got lost and like, i just
sat ina corner crying, then mr hakiimi here, came and, OMFG, oopsies , oh well i kinda blurted the guys name out. LOL
kay, so back to the point.
he came and he was like " hey miss, are you okay?"
and then blablbalblabla,
then he was like, " i have a bbq going on at east coast, could you join me?"
and then we watched sundown together, and like we made out,
AWWWW>
and pls pls plss, lets hope kimi wont find my blog.
or else, ima die of embarassment.

bahahha, so dream, Pleaaase come true!
hah, macam paham.
kays.
bleh.

alright, im just bbboredddd.

Hingga hari, esok kembali lagi.

2010-01-08T05:03:00.001-08:00

"kau ku cinta , Engkaulah yang ku puja,Tertunggu selama ini takku jumpa. Ku harap cinta akan tiba , di dalam hati kita. <3"

2010.

2010-01-01T06:39:00.000-08:00

Happy New year guys!
Whoa, its like finally 2010.
time flew so fast.
Okay so, WOW.
I had a blast, for 29th , 30th and 31st.
Im not gonna type it all out, because, most of you wont care right?
bahahaha
okay, SO , 31st.
Went to watch hoobastank at Dwntwn east.
Basically, the opening bands were West Grand Boulevard [I LOVE YOU BRYAN] , and MonoChrome.
Yeah, then hoobastank.
the audience were losers, because only like five ppl including me and my sis were practically headbanging.
and OMG, i was like in the first row, and the vocalist actually looked at me and the guitarist kept staring at me and then he smiled.
And like we were singing along to The Reason.
so like i pointed to him when they ssang "and the reason is YOU!"
yknow and he like smiled.
bahahah
so like me and my sis hung around there till 3?
then went home.
fkn awesome, ppl were like tryna flirt with me and some teasing me, bahahah
AND. My sister is AMAZING.

.
SO yeah, happy New year guys.
FUCK.
I have to dye my hair,
Ima go tmr.
-________-
SIAN.
Okays, so.
Umm,
to 3 VIPs in my life.
Im sorry I cant be perfect.

And hey, fyi, yyer the fkn moron here okay?
ALl you know how to do is bloody fucking copy me , critisize me , and fucking steal my spotlight.
Do you fucking know how difficult it is to get guys to talk to me?
knn. go fuck yerself can?
Chee bye since when did you do it like that?
Since i started it.
FUCKER.
you are a SKANK.
a fucking SKANK.

So, ive practically, given up on guys.
Theyre all just dicks who care bout what their gf looks like.
theyre just assholes with egos bigger than their dads erected dick.
Definition of guys?
Guys = BIG FUCKERS.
Thats why, im Asexual
:D

Sorry I cant be, Perfect.
again.
And, yeah.
My cat wants to bermanja with me.

x fucking o
HANNAH

EEEP

2009-12-14T08:12:00.000-08:00

Okay, its gonna be a quick one.
two days ago, my mom threw a stone at my window.
I usually open my window and see, but this time i was sleeping.
A few moments later my mom came up, and she said she saw me, pushing the curtains away,
looking at her with my shades.
OMG. she saw my doppelganger

A doppelgänger ( pronunciation (help·info)) is the ghostly double of a living person, a sinister form of bilocation.

In the vernacular, the word "doppelgänger" has come to refer (as in German) to any double or look-alike of a person. The word is also used to describe the sensation of having glimpsed oneself in peripheral vision, in a position where there is no chance that it could have been a reflection. They are generally regarded as harbingers of bad luck. In some traditions, a doppelgänger seen by a person's friends or relatives portends illness or danger, while seeing one's own doppelgänger is an omen of death. In Norse mythology, a vardøger is a ghostly double who precedes a living person and is seen performing their actions in advance.

Watch it, I Bite. HARD.

2009-12-13T19:34:00.000-08:00

Ahh, hes my husband.
ILY!
bahhahaha
I can dream, cant i?
Anyways, rumours bout 7th of March 2010, Paramore is coming to SG.
Just a rumour, but yeah
I needa save $$$$
:D

Its so hard, to go out to the front yard in my total state of unglamness
because i live beside 3 oh so cute guys, WhO apparently like to bring alot of hot guy friends over.
ITS SO hARD
D:

ANyways, I need a bloody septum piercing,
but the thing is, if i pierce again, itll be my 3 or 4th time piercing it.
AND ITS SO GODDAMN PAINFUL.

blah.
Malay guys are so cute, they make me wanna bite them.
hehehe
well except fo the mats and the g stars.

Alright, gtg noww

X fucking O
hannah Catastrophe

It Aint Easy Bein' Sceney.

2009-12-11T00:27:00.000-08:00

Maria:MOMMYY! I NEEDA PEEEEEE!
Me:Im not your mom, retard.
Maria:ughhh, Mom! WHERE?![pulls my hair]
Me: In yo ass!
Maria:ass? ASSS![runs down staircase screaming ass]
Me: oopsies.
D:
Then the mom kinda asked where she got that word from,
and thank godd maria dint say anything,
SHEESH.
Dumb five year olds.
well i think shes five

EYEMO CANDY AND INDIE CHICKS.
What happened to art?
It winked out, in an explosion of vain
little boys, wearing tight jeans,
Home made ‘tees’ -
Parading round with their sculpted hair,
Expensive ‘daddy bought it for me’ cameras,
Pretending to be street wise,

Where is talent?
Still snagged between the toe nails
Of a jumped up petty princess,
In her height of fashion individuality!
Taking the same photographs,
Over, and over, and over, and over -
She can do anything,
With her ‘Myspace’ page popularity;

They’re getting out a message,
Putting across, a revolutionary point -
Skill is not made...
But bought, worn on your face,
In the form of eye shadow -
Worn out shoes,
And expensive dresses,

The ability to transform,
From ugly duckling to swan,
Has once again been stolen,
Snatched greedily from those,
Who’ve earned the right
To some self esteem,

Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder;
It sits comfortably within,
A wealthy bank balance.
From Deviantart.

My Heart Rides On the MRT.

2009-12-10T04:57:00.000-08:00

One word.
WOW.
I would KILL fo a shop like this in Sg.
I mean yeah, they have but these are all clip ons.
And this is why I LOVE my seller.
Thank god she sells clip on human hair.

ANyways, Im playing Chowders GRUBBLE GUM game
LOL

I miss Rugrats,
bahaha, me and my dad used to st down on the couch and wed be watching it.
bahaha
I still remember the characters.
tommy , chuckie, teh twins, angelica.
and blah.

Okays so anyways,
I know whatchuu humans have been thinkinn.
that im dead, right?
I know.
I even thought i was dead.
But im not.
D:
SO basically, im kinda really rebelious nowdays, and I LOVE IT.
Who knew being a rebel was so much fun?
bahahaha
But yeah, Im like a totally different person now, and i have to say, I LOVE the new me,
Well yeah. if you dont, that, damnn, thats yer problem.
:D

So like im totally dyeing my hair black next week, and im gonna get platinum blonde extensions,
i dont think im gonna use the blue/blonde and pink ones.
Just black and plat. blonde.
OH YEAHHHH
:D

When I look up at night, all the constellations look like you..

SO i was at Tesco ystd, and this poser, oh gosh, she was like SUCH a poser.
scene poser , btw.
I gave her the bitchy stare and went EWW at her.
HAH. she deserved it.
poooser.

Oh gaylord.
I fergot my pills!
ARGH, i hate flu.

Alrightyy

X fucking o
Hannah

Vans Off The Walls.

2009-11-25T04:18:00.000-08:00

Hold on while I go, OH MY FUCKING FISH DICKS IN CALIFORNIA!
Aaaaaaaah!
SAOSIN IS COMING TO SINGAPOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Big Night Out 2010 Feat: Muse, Saosin, Rise Against!

Aaaah!
But like the costs of the tickets are just madd shittt
D:

SO basically, Tmrs class bbq!
OH YEAH
Whos gonna bring the bacardi?!
Bahahaha
Anyways,
Im gonna be like soooo bored , during the remaining weeks of the hols.
So , if anyone, has gigs to go to, free concerts, whatever , my cells switched on, 24/7
xD

But yeahh, I need gigs man.
D:

Brick by Boring brick - Paramore

So went to City Square today,
So many guys said my hair was awesome.
umm, LOL?
And I was with my MOM.
bahaahaha

Alrighhtt.
Nothing muchh is happening in moi life right now.

X fucking O
hannah Catastrophe

Just Pull The Trigger.

2009-11-18T05:31:00.000-08:00

You are a Faggot.

Yeah , basically thats it.
Rip rip rip.
Cry and die.
Well, at least Wished to.

3 more days, and im just gonna stop it kay?
Just gimme time, yeahhh

And, , Bahahah,
You are a big joke.
Thus, Ive deleted you from my life or Im deleting you from my life.
Im pretending, that ive never met you.
I dont fucking know you exist, and you dont fucking know I exist kay?
Get it? Got it? good.
If anyone asks, I dont know you, Youdont know me.
Deleted your number, deleted your texts.
And if you dont see me online anymore,
I guess you know why.
Sorry it had to come to this.

Okay

Im sick, of everytihing really.
My parents, are just killing me at home.
I hate home,
ITS NOT FUCKING HOME, its just a fucking place where i live.
I hate my family, I am NOT their daughter.

Life is at its worst right now.

According to you
I'm stupid,
I'm useless,
I can't do anything right.
I'm difficult,
hard to please,
forever changing my mind.
I'm a mess in a dress,
can't show up on time,
even if it would save my life.

But according to him
I'm beautiful,
incredible,
he can't get me out of his head.
I'm funny,
irresistible,
everything he ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,
I don't feel like stopping it,
so baby tell me what I got to lose.
He's into me for everything I'm not,

X fucking O
Useless Shit Cake, Hannah.

I will never leave you.

2009-11-11T06:05:00.002-08:00

OMG.
The people in my class.

CELESTE
SIM SHUEN
ESTELLA
JOSEPH
PAMELA
LULU
NORSAIDAH
BRANDON
ANNISA
MIRA FAZER
ATIKAH
MEI QI
NAUFAL
AARON
WAI HONG
VICTOR
LUQMAN
ADELINE
NURSAFARAH
CRYSTALBELLE
ALICIA
MANEESHA
ELIZABETH
TING SHUN
DOREEN
ALICIA
MUHAMMAD ZAKIR
ABDUL RAHMAN
NIKKI
CAMILLUS
BETTY
SITI HANA INSYIRAH
NUR FARAHIN
RYAN
NG BAO QIANG
AZIRUL
YONG JIE
FREDA
GENA

Some are just gonna make my life just PURE PLAIN HELL.

Thanks.

Today was funnaaaay.
Because of an inside joke that farahin would KILL ME,
if I tell.
BAHAHA
SMALL.
So, I told my mom about it.
She laughed her nose off.
Yeah.
And Farahin and Mira kept saying I was slow.
In like converstaions and stuff.
So?
Like you all very fast.
-___-
Especially you ah farahin.
-___-
Seee, I just gave you the face.
HAH.
-sticks tongue out-
As if we are all so perfect.
Well most of us.
But LOL Farahin, you are HILARIOUS.
XD
bahahaha
Okays.
WHEEE.
Eatiing some mightyy cheeeeesecake now.
OKay, So .
My dude cousin, thinks Farahin is hotshit.
He saw her in my class photos.
LOLOLOL
Okay,
SO ive noticed how ive been bias.
I keep wrting bout cute guys,
Thaat i dont write about ugly guys.
So, I have alot of encounters with ugly guys too.
Harshh.
But mostly of my guy encounters are with ugly ppl.
You know why?
Cos theyre all singaporean.
HEH.
Well most of them are ugly, whether attitude wise or looks.
But there are SOME, very few i might add,
With a good heart and good looks.
EWWW
I sound soooo gay.
I dont like YOU.
OMG, today the weirdest thing happened in the car.
I was thinking of someone, I missed that person,
So i thought of that person
I was thinking thinking, daydreaming bout that person.
AND THEN.
ALLOF A SUDDEN.
he texts me.
I mean, THAT PERSON, texted me.
how OMG-COINCIDENCE-MUCH is thaaat?
LIKE VERY.
It waaaaaas soo freakyy man.
Beccause like, the other time, when i was online,
I was thinking bout that person, and then, BAM
He started chatting with me.
Okay wait, Maybe I just think of him all the time.
No wait, cant be.
I have too many things in my mind to only be thinking of him.
right?
HUH?
WTF IS HAPPENING.
I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!
-overreacts and throws a fit-

He loves moi.
He loves me not.
He loves me.
He loves moi not.
Well, I ll take it as he does not love me.
I think?
IDK.
But im like one wanker, because i still love him.
WTF is my problem.
Lets just hope he doesnt still read my blog.
And he doesnt think that im talking bout him.
heeeee.
xD
NYAK.
So guys,
Im just boredshitt right now.
Dont know why the fuck msn isnt workaaang.
lalalalaa

Note to self : Avoid the neighbours patio between 2pm - 3pm.
Mm whatc

Im Still Loving You, Like It Was The First Time.

2009-11-10T05:08:00.000-08:00

I thought,
that Ive gotten a grip on life,
that I know how to handle it
So I made up a plan, I decided on how Im gonna control it.
But, Its all backfired now.
The ground is swallowing up my life inch by inch.
Im unhappy most of the times,

And all you people out there just cant wait ,
To see me fall to the floor and cry , cant you?
All you people wanna do is kick me when Im down.
Because why?
All you people only cared about yourselves
And here I am, tryna care for you people.
Its abit unfair when you leave me out, innit?
But I guess you guys just dont enjoy my company.

You all diss him.
You all diss me.
I love him.
No one loves me.
And you pretend to listen bout my problems.
Oh wait, I cant even rant to you guys .
Yknow why? Because all the fucking time was wasted on listening
to your rants or other peoples rants.
Which sucks you know that?

You choose everyone except for me.
I never get to be usefull.
You make me feel more useless, then I already am.
For once When I tried to help,
You went and walked away.

Here I am, tryna voice out my stuppid problems.
And there you are enjoying your perfect life.
More like, there you ALL are enjoying you ALLS perfect life, innit?

You complain about same things.
I advice.
When I ask for help.
You diss me.
All I did was proved you wrong.
And there you went calling me names.

When I tell you i love him,
You laugh.
You are THE loser here.
Because you dont fucking know what love is.

I love you.
I miss you
. I want you back.
I was stupid.
But now,
I realised that you dont know what youve got,
Till its gone.
And Ive realised it already.
And I wantt you back.
please? Im sorry.

Every paragraph is dedicate to a person.
try to figure out which one is your paragraph.

X fucking O
Hannah Catastrophe.

Im Gay.

2009-11-09T02:00:00.000-08:00

Is it love?

2009-11-08T06:17:00.001-08:00

Okay.
LOL.
The Hate post made me seem scary.
Well, this is why, you shouldnt mess with ME.
xD

So yeah.
Today was, well, Not bad.
Nat and Nina came over, and we sung, did shit, went to TESCO.
And said hello to the cute hairstylist.
Aww, I miss him.
He did my franns hair, and he kept staring at me, well, like 2 months ago.
And everytime i go there, he'll smile and wave.
but, i dont even know his name.
But he, HE, is GOREGEOUS.
D:
Bahaha
SO yeah, he smiled just now.
heeeeeeh.

Then we went kite flying,
and HOLY SHIT.
There were like so many, goth/emo kids hanging.
And i was like, Oh LMAO.
So yeah, some said hi and blah.
But yeah.
WHAT/
wha wha wha WHAT DID SHE SAAAAY
me and nat kept singing that song.
Lmao .

Yeaaah.
So about the i am in love thaaang, right.
I am totally gonna tell you guys about it.
So like.
I am totally in love with well, No one.
Yes ima loser.
fo the first time, im not loving, or crushing or FLIRTING[which is quite impossible for me to NOT be doing] with anyone
D:
Well wait, i think im having a crush on someone.
IDFK

Alright, moms calling.
What a fucker.
D:

x fucking o
Hannah Catastrophe.

I dont like you.

2009-11-08T05:52:00.000-08:00

Bahahah!
Reenie,
Your face makes me want to support abortion.
Your life, is the result of drunk sex with your parents too broke off buying alcohol to pay for an abortion.
Any guy that had ever wanted you is blind, mentally challenged or , sexually desperate.
But, most likely all 3, BAHAHA
I, Hannah, would gladly watch you unknowungly get raped by a man with aids.
YOU WILL DIE ALONE.
You make hazardous[ooooh big word.LOL] waste look healthy to have sex with.
You stink so bad, that people run behind garbage trucks to mask the stench. LOL
You make flies drop dead LIGHTHEADED.
I would use yer loooks as a weapon to kill animals to eat, if i were stuck on an island.
AND I would rather feeed myself to the sharks, than living with you, You ugly whale trash.

Yeah.

We were All So Undone.

2009-11-07T03:27:00.000-08:00

Finally, My hair has decided to stay with a colour.
As it has been, my hair has been changing after I dyed it
First day : Pink/red
Second day:red/brown/ orange
Now : Orangeyy

Oh the fucking joy

Tadaaaa, Orange.
And you can see some coontails
So anyways.
Quote from Mira's post on November 6th.
"cause its always poeple looking at hana's hair but today,some people stared at me. ting shun says its cause im average and people wanna look at me but not look at hana cause she's weird and she scares people,LOL"

Yes LOL.
Well, MLIA.
bahahah
I SOOOOO do not scare people!
Hmphh

Oh goshh, I am in fucking LOVE.
with?
Well, Ima say it in the next post.
A lil suspense wouldnt hurt, would it?
xD

Alright, I has to get ready noww

x fucking o
Hannah Catastrophe
:]

My HURR.

2009-11-04T17:13:00.000-08:00

No Title.

2009-11-03T18:19:00.000-08:00

I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
NEED.
Posters of, Paramore, Hey Monday, VersaEmerge, A7X, Escape The Fate, FTSK ,SKSK,
Alesana,Silverstein, Mayday Parade.
And many more.
AND, Singapore is gay.
Because I cant find them anywhereee!
But i havent checked Far East.
Jennnng.
BLEh.
I has to decorate ma room .
So , POSTERRS!

So, todayday.
Ma sisturr, is gonna be a sceney.
xD
Me and her are gonna go out to City Square with all the HXC-ness.
Wheeee.
So gonna bleeech few strands of my fringe reeeely blonde,
and then dye it, either, pink, blue or, well, orange.
IDK
bahahah
xD
Okayyy

LADIDA
Sorry im hyper

I Left My Heart In That Hotel Room.

2009-10-31T20:29:00.000-07:00

So much has happened since I last blogged.
Yesterday was Halloween.
bahahah,
Friday was ahmazingers.
Me and Mira sort of Crashed the photography club bbq
xD
but yeah, we then went like to another empty bbq pit, with farahin
and we played truth or dare.
We pranked called so many people!
FUCKING HILARIOUS!
bahahah
yeah
Then the pit in front of us,
The dudes were giving us looks.
bahaha
then aft the bbq
I went fo HELLOWEEN.
At Escape theme park.
My cuz was dressed as a corpse bride.
FUCKING SCARY
bahahah

so this chinese guy who was standing behind her in the que fo the haunted house, started a convo with her[this was what my cuz told me]
Guy: [blablablablabalab] so, whos the chick with the ribbon?
Cuz:oh shes my cousin.
Guy:cool, i like her halloween costume
Cuz:[laughs]
guy:why you laugh?
Cuz: thats not her halloween costume.
Guy:Then?
Cuz: she dresses up like that everyday[laughs]
Guy:[laughs] she must like halloween huh?
Cuz:yeahhhhh
Guy: so, do you think you can gimme her number.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Cuz:umm, i dont think so.

BAHAHAHA
xD

So friday night, Statix called me,
He was so drunk, and he was horny alrightt.
bahaha, you really dont wanna know what he said.
LOL
Yeahhh

x fucking o
Hannah Catastophe.

Because Youre there, Not here.

2009-10-18T20:40:00.000-07:00

Aww, its our first month.
yayy, 190909.

Anyway, I have have haaaave to tell you guys bout Friday.
SO, like after exams,
me , joe and farahin, went fo breakfast at MacD.
Then changed blalblba, then met up with mira and safarah,
We then went to long johns, and they ate, i ate clam chowder.
its so amazingly good.
So yeah, we went cathay, book the tickets,
and I had my haters just like that.
I walked pass a group of chinese kids, ah lians and ah bengs, fyi.
and they stared and pointed, while i laughed amusely at them.

So we walked and walked, and me mira and safarah, kept pangseh-ing farahin,
and okay, skip skip skip, Fast forward, and play.
So after watching 500 days of summer, we just hung out, look ta cute guys,
until i saw Tyzz , so i wnet up to her and said hi, and Eshia was there, blkablabka, they asked me to hang out with them, so i did, for awhile, then fast forward,
At home, i waited fo my siss,
So once she was back, we got ready and we went to Cineleisure,
AND GODDAMN, there was this tall chines guy who kept smiling at me, bahaha
he was ginourmously cute, bahaha
Yeah, then we just walked to dhoby ghout mrt station, and TADA, we walked passed some skaters, and they asked us to hang with them.
So we talked, and I could only remember Demon[he hurted my ankle], Chuck, Ali[awesome guy] and Penny, which was the hottestbut he dint talk to us.
So yeah, bout Demon hurting my leg.
He was tryna do some trick [ i have the video of it] , then he fell butt-to-the-ground, and his skateboard skated away, and hit my ankle reaaaaally hard, and everyone was like "omg, are you okay, are you hurt " and blah, I felt so loved. bahahaha
so yeah, we hanged with them till like 3 am?'
then went to Cathay to watch bikers.
till 4 am, and headed back.
It was superb.

On saturday, my cousins, notcied my phototgraphy skills, and now, im hired as a photographer, for a wedding on 22 nov.
I cant wait!
xD
So celebrated deepavali, it was fun.

OIn sunday, i was stuck at home, painting my new room in my new house, My room is now pink.
I figured that pink was the coloured i wanted to see every morning.
Not blue, but pink.
SO , yeah its a monday today, 19.10.09.
Weheeee,its my longest relationship evaaaarr.
xD
I love my sam
xD

x fucking o
Hannah Catastrophe

Youll be my [insert word here] for the [insert word here]

2009-10-15T05:55:00.000-07:00

OMFGG, i so totally, CANNOT, wait fo tomorrow!
Last paper, which is math paper 2,
We end at like, what? 9 am? idfk.
SO after that, we're gonna partaaaay!
Well, not really.
bahaha
Fuckk, idk if safarahs comming,
SAFARAAAAAH! must come kkay?
Lmao,
So yeah, we gonna chill at Plaza Singapura, then go watch movie
: 5oo days of Summer.
:]
Then gonna go lepak at near esplanade there, because got alooooot if uber hot skaters,
rewwrr,
bahahah
xD
Yeah, Farahin just needs some eye candy,
Well, frankly speaking, i think all of us do.
baahaha

DONT STALK ME.
hey, happened before, kkay?

So, today i did physics, chemistry and art.
I swear, confrim im gonna flunk my chem and phy.
Physics, was just so bloody fucking hard, mind you.
And chemistry, yeah i just died.
ART, omfgg, i fell inlove with my drawing.
xD

Oh and Amirul, Naufal and Aaron they all, yeah.
THEY NEED TO GET A LIFE.
bahahaha,
Its so fucking hilarious, on how they think that i give a big big FUCK about what any of them.
Oh please, the only thing you do, is fucking amuse me.
Get some fucking class, dumbasses.
Bahahahaha

;D

Awesome huh?
SO ima post alot of pics i find interesting, kkay?

Her names Megan, Ive only talked to her once.
I asked her bout, some Diy stuff she made.
Yeahh.She really nice.

Awww

x fucking o
Hannah Catastrophe

Memoirs of Danny.

2009-10-14T03:26:00.000-07:00

Ima take this time, to show my gayness, to the world.
kk?

There laugh all you want, i dgaf.
MIND THE DANCING, im sooooooooooooooooo sorry bout that.
bahaha.
But you can hate my tag board thingy is just over by the right.
go go go!

God damnnn, the world cant leave me alone.
theres a fake sammy, LMAO,
I dont think sammy has read it, but yeah,
WTFEVER.

Oh so, i havent been on , in AGES.
Because ive been busy with my exams.
Cant wait fo friday.
After examss, we gonna partaaaay!
that rhymes.
Sort of.
D:

So, yeah, Gay video i have there.
But still i love domo/myself/sam.
:D
hehehe

ALRIGHTYY,
thats bout ititit, teets.
bahaha, im high, my bad.

MY SALMON IS READYY.

x fucking o
Hannah Catastrophe.

Together, we're gonna watch the sundown together.

2009-10-08T06:16:00.000-07:00

Im gonna do that with someone one day,
Just you wait.
Altho, i dont know when or with who, but whatever.

Alright, so past few days, were damn fucked.
You dont wannna know.
And today, Miss Lee and Reuben totally ruined my mood.
I just felt right crying,well not because of Miss Lee,
but because of everything,
Accusation of theft, all that.
I swear, next person who call me names,
Ill fucking cry and death will come to you.
Just you wait.

I cant sit fo my exams.
I know i wont do well.
Ill dissapoint 'them'.
And then, you dont wanna know what else will happen.
Why is everything so fucked at this moment?
Seriously, i mean, just because when you tease, i either smile or roll my eyes, doesnt mean
you can take advantage okay?
Ive been really patient, but i dont think i can take it anymore.
really.
Like, okay, this is where, im gonna sound really insecure and dumb and pathetic and well,
fucked.
No wait, i changed my mind.
Im not gonna spill it out all here.
kk

I hate Coral.
I swear to ponies, that ima destroy my uniform outside school after taking my N level results.
That i'll promise you.
Coral just gave me a more fucked up life.
Im so fragile these days,
just now, when mr david asked my what number was it fer something, I knew the answer,
and i said it, and then i felt like bursting into tears.
Because i heard something, no one else did.
Well, i dounbt anyone else heard it.

Ive got too many shits in my mind.
First. EXAMS
second. cleaning my room
third. shifting house, [3 bungalows away]
Same place, same house, just 3 bungalows away.
Fourth. the taunts, i really cant take it.

when i stand to read in mly class, everyone just screams " SLANG SLANG SLANG,"
i swear, i wouldve brokendown if it wasnt fo Miss Aiysha.
You fuckers are evil.

x fucking o
Hannah catastrophe.

You wish life would go away.

2009-10-06T05:22:00.000-07:00

Yes i fucking do.

Fuck My life.

X fucking O
hannah.

On our super honeymoon.

2009-10-05T04:59:00.000-07:00

Hey wankers.
xD

So, i have new hair ^^
yay.
So, anyfuckingway,
I have such amazing pictures of stuff/me[duh xD]
and awesome videos too, but yknow what,
im gonna post it some other time,
Im sooooo tired.
havent blogged in daaaaaays

So ive been thinking that , maybe baby, i ve been going crazy lately.
Im in love , fucking wankers.
:D
So i wrote a stupid love letter, squished it, crumpled it, tore it, then burned it.
bahaha, i was bored.
Im just too awesome fo allo this.
WHUT.
wheeee, im weird.
and my haters, are bigbig wankers.
oh LILYLILYLILY!
WHO ARE YOU?
teeeheee, i has no franns named lily.
so please just tell me who the fuck you are,
thanks ,doll.
^^

So, exams are coming soon,
Oh the great fucking joy.

I love sammy kk?

ooh ohh, I HAVE AN ulser, fuck, idk how you spell it.
alsure? ulser? ALSER? IDFK.
D:
on my bottom lip.
hurts like pure pure fuck.

I love my hair, fyi.
I know you love it too.
^^

x fucking o
Hannah Catastrophe.

Chicken Buffalo.

2009-09-28T02:59:00.000-07:00

aaaaah,
Bday was awesome,
wanna tell you losers bout it, but im too lazehhhhhhh
D:
IMA LAZY CHICKEN..
whoooo.
Yeah, open hse on sat was the celebration thingymajigg.

AND, there were fireworks and awesome stuff.
My dad actaully spent 300 bucks on the fireworks,
and it was so fucking worth it.
MY CAKE, i have to put the PITCHAAA
CAKECAKECAKECAAAAKE
wheeeee.
TADAAAAAA, so purdyyy
xD

CrYsTaL_tEaRs says:
but I just hate it when some girls act like their all that and show off in public
it makes me want to puke
Hannah Catastrophe the jellybeeeeen. says:
I KNOOOOOOOW
yeah im like" excuse me while i gagg
CrYsTaL_tEaRs says:
i dont mean to b rasicist, but most malay people do that
Hannah Catastrophe the jellybeeeeen. says:
yeh the stupid malays with no eyebrows in singapore and wear uglly floating caps

CHICKEN.
Like, LMAO at the convo i just had with sammy.
And mira, like separately.
XD

So, i got bday bashed, by my sistaaaa.
3 UNGLAM photos.
ill post it later on

x fucking o
Hannah

Happy birthday to death.

2009-09-24T02:16:00.000-07:00

So i have a problem.
And this problem, is a real dumb problem, but hey, its my blog so, ima type it out anyways.
I have this frann, who looks up to me, and she used to be quite close to me too,
And, now, shes copying me, but, shes just a dumbass poser, who calls herself 'EMO',
which i am not, and neither is she.
And now, she cant stop telling me bout her problems with guys, im like,
I DONT FUCKING CARE, get it into yer head dammit.
GRRR
ANDANDADN, she says shes sucha big big fan of heavy metal, guess one of her 'FAVO BANDS EVERR' , backstreet boys.
Yes, i would shoot myself, if i were to hear them.
SHOOT.
well, sort of.
And, she just keeps saying how every guy is chasing after her.
umm, okay, HELLO, YOU HAVE UGLY HAIR,
and for fucks sake, try to SPEAK properly, thanks.

bahahah, you are sucha dumb loser.
I have to talk to her sooon.
I fucking hate her.
:D

ooh oooh, bitchy me,
bahahah
xD

Some guy name JIMMY just added me.
BAHAHAH
JIMMY, sorry joelyn, say my dads name, and death will come to ya.
BAHAHAH, but you can say my moms, idc.
D:

SO, something oh so funnehh, happened in school to day.

Joelyn: yeah, im not a calculator
Hannah: cal cal cal
Joelyn: calculus what is a calculus anyway?
Hannah: CALCULUS! its a term fo, umm
Joelyn :-interupts- CHICKENS.
Hannah: -dies of laughter-
Carrie: am i supposed to do something
Joelyn: Calculus, a term fo chickens.
Hannah : revives. BAHAHAH.

OKAY, the end.
you have to be there to enjoy the funnyness.
Joelyn, mira, safarah , farahin and I, are just made of awesome.
BE jealous, that i have such AHmazing, friends.

That be it.
Oh yeah.
190909.
I love you sam.
:D
bahaha

x fucking o.
Hannah Catastrophe.

Take yer shirt off.

2009-09-17T05:03:00.000-07:00

Now I see you sweat-sweating
Yeah I know your getting hot
Got my eyes on you boy
Let me see what you've got!
Take your shirt off
And spin it around.
YEAHYERR.
bahahaha

FINALLY!
Im done with my Home econs Coursework file
PHEW.
bahahah
SO anyways,
I wanna wannaa wanna wanna, take my shirt off!
bahaha
KIDDING.
Lmfao.

MiRa[: says:
'why do you speak pretty?'
'cause im scotttish'
lol,random
Hannah Catastrophe says:
LMFAO
WTF
bahahah
NO LINK
MiRa[: says:
lol,scottish people speak pretty xD
Hannah Catastrophe says:
LOL

Hannah Catastrophe says:
EEP
MIRA
MiRa[: says:
????
Hannah Catastrophe says:
TAAKE YER SHIRT OFF< AND SPIN IT AROUND
BAHAHAH
Sorry
LOL
SONG
MiRa[: says:
LOL
WTHHHHHHH
Hannah Catastrophe says:
BAHAHAHAH
very nice leyyh the song
I TER sang it in front of my mom and she was like WHAT
and im like, TAKE YER SHIRT OFF to her
then she roll her eyes
BAHAHA
MiRa[: says:
if i were your mom i'd give you the awkward looks with my eyeballs bulging out of my eyes
Hannah Catastrophe says:
LMFAO
bahahah

Now this why, you love reading my blog.
BAHAHA.
alright.
FUck, my flu is coming back.
SO, 2 more days to Hari Rayahhh, and something else.
and, idk hw many more days till my bday.
Oh ANDANDADN
TOMMOROW IS ERNIE MCFLURRY's BDAY!
Hooooraaaay ERNIE!
so, Ernie - 18 sep.
Taime - 20 sep
damien- 22/24 sep
Lilly- 25 sep
HANNAH![me] bahah - 27 sep.

YEP.
TAIME I MISH YEW STARR.
bahahah

ps: Adlyn:"HANNAH VOLTAGE, SAMMY VANTAGE" Hannah"DUDE.Its hannah HIGHvoltage"
BAHAHA

x fucking o
Hannah Catastrophe.

STEAL THIS AND DIE. :D

2009-09-15T05:41:00.000-07:00

LMAO< i felt a strong neeeeeeed to put this up.
I stole from Lexi.
D:
bahahha

I wonder why we never stuck to "if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all."
all this hate is just a tad ridiculous, eh?
get some fucking class.

X fucking O
HANNAH CATASTROPHE

Like OMG beckyy.

2009-09-15T01:05:00.000-07:00

Who the flower, is Beckyy?
You may ask.
Well, I dont know who the flower she is either.

OKAYYY, that was kinda useless.
Bahahaha
Ooh wait wait!

BringHannahTheHorizon. says:
LOL
oh yeah, and i saw,, the HANA shop, which sells lingerie
LMAO
MiRa[: says:
LOL
seriously?
BringHannahTheHorizon. says:
uhhhuuuh
MiRa[: says:
LOL,so how do you like it?xD
BringHannahTheHorizon. says:
TOTALLY!
bahahah NOOOO
they have ugly BRAS!
UGLEHH
MiRa[: says:
LOL
at last can upload pictures =D
BringHannahTheHorizon. says:
LOL
MiRa[: says:
lol,i was literally lol-ing when i saw the shop
comment theeeeeeeem
woots
BringHannahTheHorizon. says:
WHEREE ARE THE PEEEEKS

TADAAAAAA!
Bhahaha
And then i literally threw a fit.
bahahha

SO lets look at the COUNT DOWN LIST,
which i just made, like, 2.5 seconds ago.
xD
So,
Raye - 4 more days.
Something special - 4 more days
MY BURFDAY - umm, i lazy wanna count, its either, 14 or 15 or 16
xD

Talking to this random dude, Marcus.
and hes like, Are you mixed.

Am I mixed?
Because I really dont know.
Im Indian muslim
-oh lmao, he thought i was ang moh-
Is that mixed?
Mommas Indian, Daddys Indianish
theyre both Indian.
whats mixed anyway?
IM CONFUZIFUZZLED right now.
D:
okay, IMA GO NOW.

X fucking O
HANNAH CATASTROPHE.
Cat's ass Trophe.
OOH, trophe fer the best Cat Ass
BAHAHA

Inverted Letters.

2009-09-12T20:03:00.000-07:00

Hello Losers.
xD
I actually Had to write I love sam like ina mirror image kinda way.
Without the cam its would look like this.
I evol mas.
WHUT.
bahahah
I was so FUCKING bored, last night, at like 12?
yeah, so i just made a video.
Cuz ima loser.
but im awesome like that.
Yepp
xD

Im doing all my HBL homework now,
Yep its sunday, tmrw, got school, and I hvnt done any hmwrk.
I LOVEEE MYSELF.
bahahaha

xD
Alright, better get started

X fucking O
Hannah Catastrophe

Lonely Vday. 14 02 09.

2009-09-11T01:15:00.000-07:00

I walk around and I hear people say,

Happy Valentines day,

I smile and just walk away,

thinkin how anyone would like me in anyway,

Well, its the 14th today,

I see people acting all gay,

I go to a corner on the 5th street of Parlay ,

Lights a ciggarete in dismay ,

Sucked at the bud and blew the air away,

I watched as the weeds on the ground sway,

like on a cold monday in darkdark May ,

We're all still young and stupid,

Im sure no one wants their as hit by Cupid ,

I sit under a tree,

only as lonely as me,

My heart got broken too many times,

I would be rich if I charged all of them a fine ,

Sometime I wonder if anyone really wants to be mine,

I see a lovely couple walk past,

I wiped my eyes ever so fast,

I noticed he was one of my past,

He looks at me,

Ever so guilty,

I couldnt stand it anymore,

i ran home and slammed the door,

Thats how my Valentines day ended,

With my tears all on the floor.

MEOW.

Im so gay that i dont even like, umm,

BUURDS.

No i dont even like, no i dont even like,

BUUURRDS.

aye.

GRR.

Today, went went to somewhere.

I usually go there, its a fake flower shop which my momma loves.

And i love too,yknw why?

Because, the shop opposite, has like 3 cute guys.

AHHH, what am i saying, cute? psssh.

HOT. i meant HOT.

bahah. But the hottest one was so arrogant.

I mean, Hi? when people smile at you, you have to smile back,yo.

Pssssh, this is why i like the other two better than you.

DONT GET JEALOUS HUNNEH.

D:
bahaha

I swear, Im HIGH.

xDD

So, im like, all awesome and stuff.

OKAY FINE.

SO I bought new eyeliner,

Yeah bitches.

Its, Maybelline, Gel Eyeliner?

It comes ina small pot or something like that.

ITS SO AWESOMELY AWESOME

Heee, these colours are hurting my eyes.

ALright.

And i gotta promote, my hunnnehs, new brand of biscuits.

QUACKERTONE - The new and improved formulaaa!

Randomly assorted Biscuits, with CHEESE TART FILLING.

Oh so delicious!

I swear, I could kill myself fo that

X fucking O

Hannah Catastrophe

Still Photos and Noisy arcades.

2009-09-08T00:34:00.000-07:00

hello my name is sabrina the awesome and cool i am 8 and i am a german you know from germany.

SOrrehh bout that.
Bahah
Nina and her nonsense
bahahah
Alright alright.
idfk why the fuck im typing a post now.
bahah
I love Sammy Vantage, yo
xD
HES MA HUNNEH DUCKIE.
bahaha

x fucking o
Hannah Catastrophe

Are you there? Or are you just a detroit dream?

2009-09-07T03:24:00.000-07:00

IM HONGRAY.
bahahahah
And look at the photos.
Arent they awesome?
yep, yes they are.
but do you know whats more awesome?
its my new phone
heeee, momma bought it as an early bday pressie
bahaha
ITS TOTALLY AWESOME
but its the same phone as Ana
Yay ana, i dont have to steal yer phone anymore
bahah
I know its kinda an old phone,
but what the fuck ever
I d g a f
ITS JUST SO AWESOME
LIKE ME.
heeee.
Alright,
Thats about it.
ayeee

xfucking o
Hannah Catastrophe

Jealousy kills

2009-09-05T21:21:00.000-07:00

<

oh oh oh
Im so over you

I heaaaart the mission district.
:]

Ayeee,
My berfdays coming soon
And mommyy, I want a cute guitarist.
Preedy please witha cherry on top?
yeah, thanks.

I acutally really, dont know what I want for my bday.
im asking my sissy to get me more hair.

I am madly craving fer, ice-cold-makes-yer-brain-go-HOLY-HELL-THIS-IS-S0-FUCKING-COLD Chrysanthemum tea.
i dont know if thats the correct spelling, but WHATEVER

so people ive been talking to fer past 3 days.
Sammy, sam, SAMANTHA.
nahh, theyre all Sammy.
Some random dude, whos, TOTALLY AWESOME.
bahahha

alright.
I swear to the raynebow heavens, me and safiya.
ARE MAD.
baahah
but we are totally rad.
xD

x fucking o
hannah Catastrophe

Late nights and Early parades

2009-09-03T02:40:00.000-07:00

DAVID SCHMITT, do all of us a favour,
and,
MARRY MEEEE.
babahahaha
So, my computahh has a virus.
Grr,
thanks to msn.
nyehhh
But because my daddy waddy is soo AWESOME.
he got rid of it.
HOORAY DADDY
lmfao.
SO whats up?

nyahnyah

Im itchy scratchy everywhere
I swear , its an allergic reaction
even tho i have no allergies, whatsoever.

Now, people should learn how to mind their own buisness.
Alot of people bitch bout me, i can tell.
but, APPARENTLY, alot of kids tend to bitch more about the way i talk.
But look at me, idgaf.
heeee
:D
ahh, just because , im more educated in english and i know how to speak PROPER english,
doesnt mean i slang.

now, ima create a hate paragraph
Racheal Gan, you are an AH LIAN, a scene poser.
get over yerself, You arent singpore idol.
you are singapore IDIOT.
eek.
-flip hair-

Alright im done.
Now, im hongray.
ooh which reminds me, i have to tweet bout something
Brb

Ahh, so im so bored,
that i have to resort to taking LAME facebook quizzes.
grr
Now, im wondering.
Why do minahs hate their eyebrows so much?
I mean what have their eyebrows ever done to them,
THEY JUST SHAVE THE WHOLE THING OFF.
which is wrong.
Bahahah
eyebrowless dumbfucks.
yeah, i think minahs are dumbfucks.
and dont even get met started about ah lians.
look what i found on Urban dictionary.
Favo site ever.

i looked up the term, Singaporeans

1. Singapore is small country infested with a fucked up community with a majority of its citizens having IQs equal to a primitive monkey. Their kiasu attitudes are their downfall, and yet they're proud of it.

2. Their girls, from a distance, might look pretty, but when they open their mouth, or when they get involved in online conversations, they twit a lot. It's disgusting, but singaporean men love it. That explains why their male population has an average penis size of 2 inches fully erect.

3. They raped the english language, making their own version of "english" called singlish, and yet, because of their kiasu attitude, they claim singlish as a whole new language, and are proud of it. Hilarious!

Nice one.
And hai, im Hannah catastophe and i agree with this.
alright

x fucking o
Hannah Catastrophe

Baybeats 09

2009-08-31T01:12:00.000-07:00

FRIDAY NIGHT WAS BLOODY AWESOME.
me and my sis, had the time of our lives!
we acted drunk all over and talked to random dudes.
It was really fun.
Met a few of my internet buddies, like
faridon, tyzz, odza , nina and much more.
THEY WERE HELLA AWESOMe.
the moshing was totally radd.
We went home around 2 am.
yeah it was the best time EVER!
bahah
we ate 4 humongous sticks of cotton candy and got high over it.
bahah
WEST GRAND BOULEVARD WERE AMAZING!
bahaha
:D
yeah thats it.
I am sooo totally going to baybeats 2010.
well if they have one.
ahhhh.
Anyone wanna come?
bahah

x fucking o
Hannah Catastrophe

It shot me through the nose.

2009-08-25T04:33:00.000-07:00

I never thought Id be here,

telling the internet about my life.

I never seen myself as a blogger.

But hey, look what im doing now.

SO anyways.

Fasting.

All i have been doing is fasting.

Its gonna be so awesome.

SO like me and farahin, yeh,

we are OFFICIAL tweet whores.

SO adlyn, saw the comments I gave to afiq, in FAIL malay.

And now, shes mocking me.

AAAH

WHY MEH.

So yehh, i am awesome.

hells yeah bitches.

RAWWR.

Nyahlalalalala.

Im being a retard right now.

Because im bored.

and i dont have anything to blog about.

NYAH.

AND IM OFF TO AUSTRALIA.

kidding.

but i am , off-ing.

Well kinda.

Wait.

WHUT.

HUH?

damn, i am really trully naturally half drunk.

-dies-

Joelyn has talent.

Shes an awesome photographist

Photographer* imean.

X fucking o

Hannah Hagiophobiaa.

Welcome to the world of The Kandii Cunt.

2009-08-22T05:23:00.000-07:00

The last photo is PWNED.

So went out to Tesco, yeah,

I go there everyweek, cause ima loser.

But im awesome like that.

So im listening to TWO very anoying kids on tv.

Because my mom is watching some foreign show.

AND THEIR VOICES ARE SO HIGH PITCHED AND FAST.

im like, "whoaaa, slow the fuck downn losers"

bahahah

I am not a whore, beep beep bip.

I am not a whore.

SORREH,

i got lost in my world.

AGAIN.

So, anywaaays.

umm, i have alot of requests, by friends from school and internet.

to do another video.

But im like whut.

BLOODY HELL.

i just daydreamed fer like 10 minutes.

AND THE WEIRDEST THING HAPPENED.

holy sheeeet.

wheres Joelyn when i neeed her?

Anyway, ima blog later on,

I think.

No wait, i wont.

bahaha

ANYWAY, ima watch Coraline with my sissy now.

x fucking o

Hannah Hagiophobiaa

I tripped and Fell in Portland.

2009-08-21T07:44:00.000-07:00

Bahahahha.
I HATE JAKE SO BADLY.
Jakeyy i hate youi hate you I HATE YOU.

Why?
because, HE M.i.a - ed, at the most important moment of my life.
PSSH, YOU SUCK JAKEYY.
So anyway,
Everyone, yes, EVERYONE,
kept talking bout my BRA.
wtf.
Just because its hot pink and like 'bikini' like that,
doesnt mean you have to STARE.
Boys.
Psssh.
BAHAHAH
xD

So im fucking bored.
No ones talking on msn/tagged/myspace.
D:
WHAT A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE LIFE I LEAD.

Omg, can you believe it?
Afiq and I havent spoken in 2 weeks.
I mishy mishy him.
okay eww.
D:
Hes prolly busy with his uni stuff.
But wahtever, hes still my syg.
Well, not my syg syg but just syg.
wait, WHUT.
bahah.
Like I said yesterday,
Im naturally half drunk.

Sooo, we start fasting tommorow.
Holy fuck.
I cant say any vulgarities.
D:
Fer , what?, 28 days?
no vulgarities.
I CAN DO IT.
well, no one else thinks so, but whatever.
bahaha.

I like chinese guys.
LOL.
Random.

And because I have nothing else better to do, im
making a boyfeyy application with linda..

Heres the draft.

name: Age:
Ambition:

1.will you write poems for me?

2.Will you bring me roses whenever on a date?

3.Will you get a nose piercing because id love it?

4.Would you rather go to a wrestling show or a concert?

5.Would you keep long shaggy hair, because you know I think its sexy?

Umm, yesh, now were stuck.
I asked matt to fill it up.
Answers.

Name:Mattew Denthson age:17
Ambition:Hairfuckingstylist [and no,Hannah, im not gonna Fuck hair]

1. Yes I will, Ill write very gay and horny/mushy poems, [because you like them that way]

2.Not roses. because IM ALLEGIC. heeee. Ill bring you tuilips tho. will that do?

3.I aldready have it. but yeh i would anyways. :P

4.Walk in the park or aat the beach with you, oh wait,that wasnt any of the options.
TOO BAD YOU LIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE.
Or have you in my bed. yep

5.Yes i will, yes i will.[Is this all? wow, i can so totally be your number one]
AND ONLY FIVE QUESTIONS.
no offence babe,
THIS APLICATION SUCKS TITS.
Dx

Peace homie/girly.

Thanks matt.
LMAO.
He lives in portland, Oregon.
HOW AWESOME IS THAT?
very.

X fucking o
Hannah Hagiophobiaa

I cordially invite you to, into The Conversation.

2009-08-20T05:05:00.000-07:00

Were all looking our best,

So take it and leave it.

Why do you care anyway?

Youre not the one wearing it.

Trust me, hating on me, wont make you any prettier honeyh.

SOOO, me and mira, yeshh,

The one of the most awesomest people on earth,

yeh,

WE,

creaated a word.

SRUTCH/SCRAWWTCH.

It means suck.

MiRa[: says:
im uh,gay but im straight,i like to eat girl's hair extension cause they taste colourfull.i also like thier eyeliner cause it symbolises the gay-ness in me -aiden
KIDDING
yes,can blood bend,how cool is that?

yes, sounds so god damn vulgar.

But, its so god damn not.

bahaha

MIRAWR IS WEIRD.

I SWEAR.

Heyy, Im bloody awesome.

UGLY COLOURS.

are fuck awesome.

Not really, but what the fuck ever.

X fucking o

Hannah Hagiophobiaa

I dont give a monkeys arse about it.

2009-08-19T05:11:00.000-07:00

Right.
Look.
IF YOU GUYS HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE WAY I SPEAK,
then, i swear to HELL, I DONT GIVE A FUCK.
but i Have to now, cause its getting out of hand.
Alright.
SO,Look, I talk like that, so the fuck what?
huh?
You jealous or something?
huh?
Is it cause I CAN ACTUALLY PULL IT OFF?
Is it?
YOU TELL ME?
Now im not the only one who talks like this DAMMIT.
MIND YER OWN FUCKING BUISNESS PLEASE?
seriously, comment on the way i talk one more time, your gonna get a verbal something.
Girl or guy, friend or enemy, IDFC.
Okay, loook,
Joelyn, Mira, Farahin , safiya and myself,
yeah, WE TALK LIKE THAT.
SO STOP FUCKING TELLING US TO TALK PROPERLY.
because WE are talking proper english unlike you fucks,
with yer "sia, siul, leh, lah" IDFK.
Yes, oooh look at me I just called you guys fucks.
Whatchu guys gonna do about it huh?
Psssh,
Seriously dammit, just stop fucking telling me to stop talking like this.
ITS MY LIFE .I FUCKING DO WHAT I WANT TO.
WHO THE FAAARK ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO?
huh?
Fucked right?
hehh.

Okay that whole paragraph, If you wanna confront me about it.
Go ahead.
Because itll only show how stupid you really are.
:D

- Hannah Catastrophe Velocity. says:

Why are you not wearing pants?

0_0

-JennBROOTAL. says:

.....

Me and matt just had a farting fesst!

hahahahaa

-Hannah Catastrophe Velocity. says:

YOU, my dear,dear,Jennifer Luise Jones.

Just had a farteeeng fest, WITH, YOU BOYF.

NICE. real NICE.

WAY TO GO.

-JennBROOTAL. says:

MY LAST NAMES NOT JONES YOU SPAZ.

ITS TYSON!

And yes I did.

-Hannah Catastrophe Velocity. says:

Thats why you aint wearing pants?

-JennBROOTAL. says:

COURSE NOT.

Then she told me why.
But, its kinda, well.
NEVERMIND.

Im fucking awesome.

YEH, look at meee,

IM AWESOMER THAN YOULL EVER BE.

OOOOOH AWESOME RHYME.

Thats just about it.

x fucking o

Hannah Hagiophobiaa

New realeases and Velocity.

2009-08-18T03:26:00.000-07:00

Heyyy,

So, today I managed to maintain my mood fer like the whole time i was in school.

But life still isnt that good.

Nathan is tired, he wants to sleep, but he says he cant sleep.

WHATEVER SHALL HE DO?

nyahhahah.

AHHHH! I LOVE TODAY!

YES! its my UBER UBER UBER Favo ever! bands album realease!

WOOOHOOO.

I wont say who, becasue i dont wanna make it such that it olays on the radio and becomes mainstream and all the minahs/mats/ah lians/ah bengs starts listening to it.

OMFG, I LOVE THEM,

THEYRE FUCKING AWESOME

:DD

Anyways, IM OBSESSED OVER THE SONG

Love Drunk

Boys like girls

Listen to it,

ITS GOOOOOD.

The top down in the summer sun

The day we met was like a hit an run

An I still taste it on my tongue

The sky was burning up like fireworks

You made me want you oh so bad it hurt

But girl, in case you haven’t heard

I used to be love drunk

But now I’m hungover

I’ll love you forever

Forever is over

We used to kiss all night

Now it’s just a bar fight

So don’t call me crying

Say hello to goodbye

Cause Just one thing would make me say

I used to be love drunk

But now I’m hungover

Ill love you forever

But now it’s over

Hot sweat and blurry eyes

We’re spinning on a roller coaster ride

The world stuck in black and white

You drove me crazy every time we touched

But now I’m so broken that I can’t get up

Oh girl, you make me such a lush

I used to be love drunk

But now I’m hungover

I’ll love you forever

Forever is over

We used to kiss all night

Now its just a bar fight

So don’t call me crying

Say hello to goodbye

Cause Just one thing would make me say

I used to be love drunk

But now I’m hungover

Ill love you forever

But now it’s over

All the time I wasted on you

All the bullshit you put me through

Checking into rehab is everything that we had

Didn’t mean a thing to you

I used to be love drunk

But now I’m hungover

Ill love you forever

But now it’s overI used to be love drunk

But now I’m hungover

I’ll love you forever

Forever is over

We used to kiss all night

Now it’s just a bar fight

So don’t call me crying

Say hello to goodbye

Cause Just one thing would make me say

I used to be love drunk

But now I’m hungover

Ill love you forever

But now it’s over

Now it’s over

I still taste it on my tongue

Alright, so anyfknway,

I just notcied how much I hate minahs.

Eeek,they gross the shit outta me.

Thats fo sho.

But whatever.

Umm, now what?

OH OH OH.

JASON OH.

lmao.

ANYWAY.

Joelyn, did this really AWESOME octupus,

on her palm and she wrote IM A SEA MONSTER.

when all she was was an octupus.

JOELYN THE OCTOPUS.

Joelyn octupus walrus.

New name.

And I should change mine, to,

Hannah Catastrophe Velocity.

I wonder, why all the names i choose,

always have something to do with physics.

Like Hannah Rheostat,

Rheostat = a resistor.

Velocity = Im sure you know what it means right?

I am Odd.

X fucking o

Hannah Hagiophobiaa.

Advance bday pressie.

2009-08-17T04:42:00.000-07:00

1st pic from left, PACAKGIIIING!

2nd pic from left: BACK PAACKAGING

Stuff she bought:

UglyDoll TM, Journal and stuff toy thingyy,

SHe bought it at Toy convention at Suntec.

ANd in the topshop Plastic bag,Theres something.

I wont reaveal it, cuz, DUDE, THIS IS THE INTERNET.

and that thing is well.

Just not suitable.

AND NO ITS NOT A BRA.

Now, MY SISTER, ISH, SO, AWESOME.

Because not only does she give me AWESOME bday pressies,

But, she always buys me hair.

Heeeee, I HAVE THE BEST SISSY IN THE WORLD.

bahahahah

:DD

BE JEALOUS.

x fucking o

Hannah Hagiophobiaa

For Joelyn and Farahin.

2009-08-17T04:22:00.000-07:00

Heyyos.
eeeeee, i dont like that word.
ANYFKNWAY.
Hai.
So, I have the best friends ever.
Well this is jsut about two of them.
I love them, in a non-homoish way, cuz that would be just freakyy,
but anyhooos.
Theyre so awesome,
I love the moments when we, just stare at each other then say like, something really stupid,
and laugh as if theres no tommorow.
I swear, theyre just the most randomest awesomest friends ANYONE could have.
They have theyre flaws, but so what?
Theyre still more awesome than anyone here,
Except fer me that is.
Im just the awesomest.
So yeah, Theyve always been there fer me,
Like when waiting fer my mummy after schoool, and like homework wise.
Im a rally crappy person and idk how they put up with me.
I salute them.
SO yeah.,
and two more reasons,
Its because they wirte/type really awesome blogposts of me
:D

Farahin:Hana is an awesome person but she dosen't deserve to be treated like this,her ex love has a new girl and she's not even preety!she calls herself DISNEY WHORE.WHAT THE FARK.She's friggin seventeen and she still watches disney?!ewwww.and hana waited 3 friggin minths for him but they were together after like 10 comments,wth.I'm here for you hana,dont worryHana is an awesome person but she dosen't deserve to be treated like this,her ex love has a new girl and she's not even preety!she calls herself DISNEY WHORE.WHAT THE FARK.She's friggin seventeen and she still watches disney?!ewwww.and hana waited 3 friggin minths for him but they were together after like 10 comments,wth.I'm here for you hana,dont worry

Joelyn:
hana is nice. i don't think she's hagiophobic. maybe she is.she's a pretty bitch because we're all bitchy in some kind of way. she isn't afraid of what other people think sometimes and that's why i like her for that. i like how i can talk about music with her and she won't give me that WTF face that a lot of people do.i like her house. its big even though i never seen in in real life. she's good at taking photos, i think she can be really good. she stands up for her friends and gives good advice that makes us feel all happy inside. that sounded particularly wrong.she has nice shoes, i liked her sneakers she wore during camp, they had mismatched laces. : )its her sort of style, she's a happy scene kid with no soul which makes no sense because you really can't have any emotions if you have no soul. i love her scene things but its funny how her mum knows what she likes because my mum doesn't really know what i like. that shows she has good bondage. i think. okay no.she is very likable except there is a girl who looks like her and a lot of people thinks she's a poser or someone which she is very not because they stereotyped her which is WRONG.she is very strange in some ways like sometimes when we talk to her and suddenly she starts daydreaming and says,"Huh?" and we start laughing like idiots who had come in contact with laughing gas. she likes hot pink but i hate that but that's okay because the pink she wears isn't really glaring in the eyes.she has nice scene hair and wears eyeliner which is scary at first but then you'll realise its pretty cool and the reason why people look its because they're just jealous of her. 8Dher dreams are funny and she loves boys.i used to call her banana but i gave up because it sounded lame.my friends call her my mum because of an inside joke and i like to annoy her with that by calling her mummy. ahhaha.we all love her.if you don't you're missing all the fun. :0

Heheeeee
Lmao.
SO ANYWAY,
continueing.
They cheer me up when im down,
but soemtimes its just FAIL.
FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.
bahah
but its okay , cuz you guys are awesome like that.
:D
And, anyway, why im writing this post is that, Today inn schoool, i was very mean and bitchy to you guys,
And im sorry.
I HATE BEING MEAN,
but the thing is, its just, that i have too many problems right now,
So yeah,IM REALLLYREALLYREASLLLYREALLYREALLLY SORRRRRRYYY,
If i said anything that hurt you guys today.
Hope you both understand.

This is really, not the time.

2009-08-16T05:16:00.000-07:00

Four days, and im still moping,
I suck.
Intro: Hey, Im Hannah, And I suck loads, cuz ima loser, and im awesome like that.
THIS SUCKS.
What sucks, you may ask.
well
1- I HAVE GOT NO ONE, TO TALK TO THIS ABOUT, because, they all just care bout themselves, and what happends in their life, only
2-I HAVE SCHOOOL TOMMOROW, this is nooooot the time, because, I REALLY HAVE NO MOOD FER SCHOOL TMRW.
3-I SUCK.
4-Im bored
5- NATHAN keeeeeeeps making me all melty, and weird inside
GRR YOU Nathan, you lil, emo 'MUSLIM'[ i know that hurt you so bad]
6- Ive been in BAD MOOOD, fer like what? four days?IDFK, i dont count, when im outta schoool.
7- umm, okay, we'll stop at 6.
D:
ANyfknway.
Some asshole, told me, that she was jealous of my hair,
And i was like, HELLS YEAH, you should, because i love it!
and shes like oh, OH WTF, its fake, so whjatever, and then, she just goes on and on, abt teliing how fake my hair is, and I went umm, And yer still jealous bout it? wow, arentchu a sucker.
And she just went, deleted me, blocked me, IDFK, IDGAF and IDFC.

And something from a convo i was having with a certain friend.

Hannah Rheostat , You cant Resist her. says:
, you do know, you cant, always, make ppl happy, and ppl cant always be happy with you either, you cant satisfy everyone so, whatever you know

Yes, its a very, "wise" saying of mine.

xfucking o.
Hannah Hagiophobia.

Caramel Cafe and Lost directions.

2009-08-14T18:18:00.000-07:00

Went out with Siti yeshterrday.
I was so awesome, BUT, siti sucks at lying, she expects me to believe
1. That theres a place called, teng/ting tong street
2. When david archuwhrfouwhfuh [however youspell it] came to perform at the Iluma, he wore a green baju kurong. [ PSSSH yeah right]
andd alot more.
AND
SHE GOT US LOST LIKE 3 TIMES!
bahahah
But it was fun overall.
and I LOVE the SMU area.
So manny lushlushlush guys
-ooogles-
lmfao
SO the Caramel Cafe, WAS SHIT AWESOME.
The smoked salmon Spaggethi[fuck, i still dont know howta spell this]
WAS AWESOME AS HELL.
we didnt get to go to far east
D:
because SOMEONE, got us lost to many times.
I wonder who could that be.
nyehh
SO after i went back, I didnt go fer my religious class, and i went to the toy convention with my sis and her boyfeyh.
It was so purdyy.
Tokidoki stuff, were overpriced tho.
haha
but what th heck.
Thn we ate at pizza hut.
Then went back.

I dont wanna sound desperate or anything,
but fuck, i miss him so badly.
FUCK YOU DISNEYWHORE.
I was first!
gah.
I guess I should, erase and rewind.
So that like i can stop being depressed.
He was the perfect guy, i cant find anyone wholl disagree with me.
Oh well.
D:

I = Dumb idiot. I just noticed.

2009-08-13T03:46:00.000-07:00

AHHHHHH.
Fuck this.
Fuckallo this.
HE had her 3 days ago and ive just noticed.
WTF.
HE COULD HAVE AT LEAST TOLD ME!
D:
I am sad and pathetic.
I LOST TO SOME KID CALLED DISNEYWHORE!
WTF?
DISNEY WHORE?
I MEAN SERIOUSLY, HOW OLD ARE YOU BITCH?
ughhh, but theres no use hating.
It wasnt meant to be anyway.
FUCK YOU dummb asshole.
NYAAAAAH.

MiRa[: says:
she's ok ah
but if you stare hard
she looks like a witch
no offence
Hannah Rheostat , You cant Resist her. says:
SHE IS A WITCH!
MiRa[: says:
lol

SHES FUGLY. FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY!
I AM FUGLY TOOO, BUT SHES FUGLIER.

ANYFKNWAY.
what the fuck, is up with all of you, and the way, mira, farahin and myself speak?
To clear all of this, Just because we speak fluent english and not singlish, doesnt mean we tryna
slang like americans.
I mean whats so good bought americans? Theyre just ppl.
And we are like SO not tryna slang like them.
SO just STFU and mind yer own buisness.
And yer prolly just jealous that we can pull it off.
BAHAHA
xD
YEah

So, my extensions came in the mail today,
ITS FKN DOPE,yo!
bahahah
:D

x fucking o
Hannah Hagiophobiaa

8 Guilty pleasures of mine.

2009-08-09T19:50:00.000-07:00

1. Watching Barney. xD
-Yes, i know, im too old fer it, BUT WHATEVER.

2.listening to the radio sometimes.
-MAINSTREAM SUCKS DISCOSTICKS, but sometimes, its kinda nice.

3.Self cutting my hair.
-Mommy doesnt allow, but, IM A GREAT HAIRSTYLIST.

4.Colleccting of my little ponies.
-Yes, i still am collecting them, BE JEALOUS.

5.Saying vulgies like evry five seconds
- No comment.

6.The overuse of the word "like" in my sentences.
- TOO MUCH ill go like " so like umm, just now i went out and there was this like, brown coloured thing, and i was like WHOAMYGOD, and then like, i walked towards it...."
SEE WHAT I MEAN?

7.watching pokemon.
-ITS ADDICTIVE< ask joelyn!, she PLAYS pokemon on her OLD SCHOOL gameboy or nitendo thingy.

8.Falling in love.
- __

Im everyones guilty pleasure!
BAHAHA

2009-08-07T19:58:00.000-07:00

Nom nom nom

Im bored shit.

Talking to Taime and just downloading some music.

SO umm, yesterday, i went out with Safiyaaa!

we were supposed to do free hugs but, the place where we went or where we were supposed to go, werent filled with the right age group on friday.

yeah, it was fun, and boring, but whatevr.

anyfknway,

Look what I found on Andrews blog.

FUUNNY SHIT I TELLS YA

Nine things I hate bout Evryone.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

*2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

*3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

*4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

*5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

*6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
*7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
*8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

*9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

BAHAHAH

Alrighty then..

Im out, i have to uh, do something else,

Which is way more important then blogging.

x fucking o

Hannah Hagiophobiaa

Sewing Pink bows.

2009-08-05T05:50:00.000-07:00

I FAIL.
umm, still doing home econs.
FUCK YOU HOME ECONS.
talking to Martin. umm
Yepp.
ima do one bow fer Joelyn
and A green star fer farahin.
:DD

x fucking o
Hannah Hagiophobiaa

TO my STALKERS.

2009-08-04T06:18:00.000-07:00

and Yes, apparently i do have a few.
SO umm, this fridayy, straight after school,
Going to safiya's place, then were gonna chill and hang like all over town!
bahah
I dont know why im blogging this.
I guess im just REAAAAALLLY BORED.
Fact: I LOVE PHOTO COMMENTS

one of my Pics on tagged, i write Fact: I disagree with all who says im pretty or goregeous or whateverr. and then MARTIN COMMENTED Then you are disagreeing with me, 'cus i think you are beautiful <3
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
-dies-
I just melted.
nyak nyak nyakk.
okay.
IM STILL AWWING.
OOH! MARTIN CHRISTIANSEN!
You are my one and only loveloveloveeeee .
bahah, I love you denmark boyy
....
I guess that eeeet

x fucking O
Hannah Hagiophobiaa

Dear Miss Ida/Eda?

2009-08-03T04:57:00.000-07:00

BLABLABLABLABLA!
You are a great teacherr!
REALLY. but, YOU GIVE TOO MUCH HOMEWORRK!
-dies-
yesh, im stuck with 30 more pgs of Home econs stuff, which i have to passup tmrw
EEK.
Well, she gave use 2 weeks, but, yknowww what, in those two weeks, My INTERNET TOTALLY GOT FUCKING CUT OFF.
thank my dad, i got it back, i had to like begg, and tell him bout my fnn, so I got it back last thursday, BUT, because of the engagement, I WAS TOO BUSY.
so yeah, this is prolly gonna be my last post i think.
Because, Id prolly get killed by miss ida/eda.
EEEEEEK.
And im like the home ec REP!
bahaha, I wonder if Ris did it already,shes like, the other rep.
haha.
nahh its isnt funny actually.
yeah.
ANYFKNWAY, let continue bout my daaay!
HEY! THAT RYHMES.
-does stoopid laughter-
Miras sick shit.
OF FUCK!
THERES PE TMMRW.
im gonna rant now.
DEAR PE TEACHERS.
I FUCKING DONT WANNA FUCKING RUN FUCKING TWO POINT FUCKING FOUR AGAIN!
and btw, I COUNTED, YESH I FUCKING DEEEED, i have ran fer 11 fucking times already, SO WHAT IF I FAIL!?!?!?!
YOU CANT CHANGE THAAAAT!
GAAAAAAARRR!
Im sweaar im gonna call my imaginary monstaaashs to eaat you P.E teachers up
NOM NOM NOM.
ughh, i hate running 2.4
But i dont miind on a treadmmill, in my own room or smth
-sigh-
NYAH.this totally ruined my mood.
YOU KNOW WHAT,
to ANY TEACHER WHO READS THIS.
I HATE RUNNING TWO POINT FOUR!
grrr, i really dont care if teachers read it,I mean, SO?
Teachers read it, they cant do anythaaang bout it.
RAWR. and PS to BEshties,
Joelyn/mira/farahin/safarah/ and whoever else.
IM FALLING IN LOVE WITH A GUY YOU ALL THINK ARE JERKS,
well idk, bout mira and safarah, but frhin and joelyn, think the guy is a juuurk.
eek.

x fucking o
Hannah Hagiophobiaa.

Suicide Sunday.

2009-08-01T21:58:00.000-07:00

Yeah, Its a suicide sunday todayyy.
Anyfknway, i just took a look at my old blog.
And it kills me to admit but, OMG, i was such a loser/poser.
I got really disgusted reading it.
EEWGH.
lmao.
Oh wellsh, at least Im like such! a better person now.
nyaknyaknayk.
MARTIN.
Thats was uncalled for.
bahaha.
Im bored. thats why its called suicide sunday,
BEcause im so bored i could/can die.
BLAH

x fucking o
Hannah Hagiophobia.

Apple donuts and Tescos.

2009-08-01T19:35:00.000-07:00

HeyHeyheyy!
:D
So, the engagement is over, and holy sheeeeet!
WE DID A GREAAAAT JOB!
bahaha, so many cute guyys.
LOL
umm, yeah, it was fun.
-sneeze-
Anyfknwaaaaay,
So today, we have to wash all the pots and plates and stuff like that,
but, guess waht? I dont fucking have to do anything, BECAUSE IM TOO FUCKING AWESOME!
bahah!
I like kangaroos.
HannahPWNZ.
So i got called, Hannah the HOMOOOO! by my dude cousins who were eating apple donuts.
xD
ANd all the kids had pink moustaches, cause of the drink.
bahaha, my sweet way of sabotage.
xD
so yeah, i hash to go now.
Well, not really but whateverrr.

x fucking o
Hannah Hagiophobiaa

OREfuckingO s with milk.

2009-07-30T22:51:00.000-07:00

DOUBLE YUM!
bahaha!
Okayy, soo, I know my blog sucks discosticks,
But IDGAF!
bahah.
Anyhooooos,
-burp-
IM BORED.
Didnt turn up fer school today so nothing much is.. OMG!
how could i say nothing much is happening!
MY HOUSE!
HOLY FUCK I TELLS YA.
its flooded with marriage stuff, cuz my cuz is getting engaged, and shes using my hse.
So its like HELLA WOW.
HEllA.
The engagement is tmmrww.
ooh look what someone commented.
*Okay! thanks hunneh. wee hugss :-)
aaaah why? haannnaah is so damn GORGEOUS!
many guys want to be ur bf out thre!
not lyke mehhh! im ugly. yeah:- uh!*

SHE MUST BE BLIND.
lmfao.

2009-07-30T22:02:00.000-07:00

Im fucking awesome.
:D

Fuurst.

2009-07-27T03:58:00.000-07:00

Hey bitches.
:D
Umm, I remade a blog.
Yeah cuz i got fucked over my last one, cant even remember the url.
LMAO
anyfuckingway, umm.
Tagg this yeah?
I really love hate comments
:D
I wont link you, sorry.
Because to tell you the truth, ITS SO FUCKING BLAH.
fo real.
:DD
Thats all, ima post more soonishh.
And btw, this blogskin, it was made but i kinda touched up on some parts.
:D
:D

x fucking o
Hannah Hagiophobia